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My self-summary
Welcome to my world.

Let's make it clear from the beginning : I'm a fucking catastrophe. I really am.

And I'm a guitar teacher, and a pretty good one according to my students. Mostly for beginners, so if you're interested, I'm interested.

Trying to survive thinking in a different way than the people that raised me. I'm not saying my ideas are better. I'm just saying that these people are constantly bitching on me just because I express those ideas. Win ? Nope. I'm a foreigner everywhere I go now.

Another (very) important thing : I hate putting people in a specific box (except the "assholes" box, easily filled).

But I love stereotypes, I love making jokes about them, I enjoy making fun of myself, of who I am, of where I come from, of me being a man, etc. We can laugh about everything, but not with everyone, that's why I'm careful with that (except when I'm in front of an asshole).

I can tell I've not been offended by someone in years, although human behavior astonishes me sometimes. So it's actually almost impossible that I get offended. Try me.

My only motivation, aside from getting high, trying to be a badass scientist, getting laid and telling sh*tty jokes all the time (the asterisk is for "shitty" by the way), is to cheer you up. Yes, you.

And by the way nice shoes. Yeah I'm stalking you...

And if you're interested : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOXFawc-mU

And FYI, I'm a foreigner, I'm not French, nor Swedish, nor Malaysian.. Yeah you guessed it right, I'm from Greenland. Or Kenya. I forgot.
What I’m doing with my life
A Jedi Master, a SuperHero manager, a kick-ass engineer and a guitar teacher...
I’m really good at
Walking, I think I'm pretty good at it. Except after midnight, it's the case for everybody I guess...
And cooking. The kitchen is my beloved bitch.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not black, or chinese, and that I'm a man, and that I'm awesome, and humble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well I don't want to put everything I read, watch or listen to, but lately I've been particularly fond of my neighbour's snoring, I found it sexy as hell.
Six things I could never do without
The six photos of your mom I have in my pocket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Louis CK. And getting laid. And puppies. And Nutella. And your mom. And "What the hell is wrong with me?!".

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

"Which are the three wishes that I should pick up if I found a genie?"

Random existential thoughts sush as : there is so many great people on earth with whom I could bond emotionally, intellectually and/or sexually, but it's kind of depressing to realize that it won't happen
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty good at this :
I mean.. really really good. I'm not kidding.

And when I read/hear someone talking about Louis C.K., I have faith in humanity again.

And sometimes I compliment strangers in the street about their hair or shoes or whatever. Only when I think it's worth a compliment. Then I say "have a good day" and go away. Because I think it's the best way to show them that it was genuine, knowing that I expect nothing in return. Not like complimenting a stranger to seduce him/her.
And I found out myself doing that a lot in here. So if you received a message from me saying nice things, that means I was drunk or high, or simply genuinely meaning this compliment and not expecting something back. Seriously. I get confused when people thank me for my rare moment of honesty. People, Y U NO ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS AND LEAVE ME ALONE ??

Amanitamscaria is probably the greatest person on earth.
You should message me if
I made you smile, laugh or grin.

You find out I'm your father.

Or you want to sit on my face, just ask nicely.

Or you too found out that monogamy is not for you.

Or you now have a different idea about me than a couple of minutes ago, when you first clicked on my profile.

Or your boobs are bigger than my ego, that could be interesting.

And if you too think this shit is fucking hilarious :

And by the way, if you're wearing pretty nail polish on lovely nails, chances are that I already said "I fucking love you" in my mind while seeing that.
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