29 Encino, United States
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My self-summary
I am a socialist, feminist, pacifist, sarcastic cinephile. Among other things.

I adore classic rock, blues, and folk music. I am very fond of serialized television. I idolize Joss Whedon.

I'm passionate about politics and LGBTQ rights, and will voice my opinions on the subject quite willingly.

My favorite thing in the world is to laugh and to make other people laugh.

I like to believe I'm a cross between Ben Wyatt and Lorelai Gilmore. At least, I aspire to be.

We should play a board game.

Random stuff:
I have a major obsession with seals and sea lions.
I've been to 33 states and 11 countries.
My pet peeve is when people misuse "you're" and "your."
My favorite Harry Potter character is Luna Lovegood.
I have a tendency to sing at random times.
I hate writing self summaries, so it turns into a list instead.
What I’m doing with my life
Petting unsuspecting animals, wishing I were a seal.

But seriously, I'm an accountant. (Sexy, right?)
I’m really good at
-Petting animals
-Magic: The Gathering
-Trivia games
-Forgetting where I parked my car
-Math (I won a national competition when I was 12.)
-Cuddling (That's a skill, right?)
-Making my sister angry
-Making religious people angry
-Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
My lobster shirt? And that I probably should shave.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Bossypants, Crime and Punishment, Everything is Illuminated, Fahrenheit 451, The Golden Compass, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I Am America (And So Can You!), Lord of the Rings, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Saga, A Song of Ice and Fire, and Watchmen.

Music: AC/DC, Alanis Morisette, Bad Company, The Beatles, Beck, The Bee Gees, Bikini Kill, Billy Joel, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Blackmore's Night, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Bjork, Buddy Holly, Chuck Berry, The Clash, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, David Bowie, Def Leppard, Dio/Rainbow, The Doors, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, Fleetwood Mac, Florence + The Machine, Guns N' Roses, Heart, Jeff Buckley, Jenny Lewis/Rilo Kiley, Jim Croce, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Liz Phair, Neil Young, Nick Cave, Pat Benatar, Peter Gabriel, Pink Floyd, Queen, Reel Big Fish, The Rolling Stones, Rush, Scissor Sisters, Simon & Garfunkel, The Smashing Pumpkins, Supertramp, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, U2, Van Morrison, The White Stripes, and The Who.

Movies: 12 Angry Men, 500 Days of Summer, Aliens, American Psycho, Anchorman, Army of Darkness, Avatar, The Avengers, Back to the Future, The Blues Brothers, But I'm a Cheerleader, The Cabin in the Woods, Citizen Kane, The Dark Knight, Dogma, Ed Wood, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Finding Nemo, From Dusk Till Dawn, The Fugitive, Full Metal Jacket, Gattaca, Glory, Hot Fuzz, The Hudsucker Proxy, In Bruges, Inglourious Basterds, Inherit the Wind, LA Confidential, Love Actually, Mean Girls, Memento, Midnight in Paris, Moonrise Kingdom, Penguins of Madagascar, The Princess Bride, Psycho, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Saved, Serenity, Shaun of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Shawshank Redemption, Slither, Some Like it Hot, Star Wars, The Third Man, Tropic Thunder, V for Vendetta, Wall•E, and anything Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Welles, or Tarantino.

TV Shows: 24, 30 Rock, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Ally McBeal, Angel, Archer, The Americans, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Billy on the Street, Bob's Burgers, BoJack Horseman, Boston Legal, Breaking Bad, Broad City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chopped, Community, Coupling, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Dead Like Me, Dexter, Faking It, Family Guy, Firefly, Flight of the Conchords, Fringe, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Gilmore Girls, The Good Wife, How I Met Your Mother, Invader Zim, The IT Crowd, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Justified, Mad Men, Married with Children, Parks and Recreation, Peep Show, Psych, The Rachel Maddow Show, Rick and Morty, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Sons of Anarchy, The Sopranos, South Park, Supernatural, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Veronica Mars, The Walking Dead, The West Wing, Will & Grace, and The X-Files.

Yes, I'm aware I watch too much television.
The six things I could never do without
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Led Zeppelin, cuddles, movies, board games, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a board game with friends or binge-watching a tv show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have way too many Funko Pop figurines.
Also, I take Prozac.
You should message me if
-You want to bring down the patriarchy.
-You have a board game you want to teach me.
-You are Leslie Knope.
-You want to cuddle and watch Buffy.
-You play the mandolin.
-You want to buy me an ocelot.
-You're NOT looking for an alpha male.
-Or you just have a feeling we'll get along.