34Delray Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I like the beach more at night than during the day. I like going to museums and doing other artsy-type things. I love comedy, both as a consumer and a creator. It kind of bugs me that practically everyone says they're super easy-going. I enjoy going to sporting events, but less for the game and more for the experience, plus I like paying hugely inflated prices for food and drinks. I'm super easy-going. I fucking love dogs, and I fucking tolerate cats. I use Oxford commas, and I only use one space after a period. What is this, the roaring 20s? One space is fine. Digital music put the kibosh on my childhood dream of owning a record store. Kibosh is one of my favorite words. Personal mustache experience has led me to believe that Tom Selleck couldn't have liked dealing with his own mustache, but he kept it for you, the people. What a benevolent man.
What I’m doing with my life
You ever go to a go-kart track, and see that one kid who can't control his kart, and keeps bumping into the walls and occasionally turning himself around? That's my life.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I know what you're thinking, and I get it all the time. I guess I see the resemblance, but I really don't think I look that much like Johnny Depp.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I mostly read biographies and other non-fiction stuff. It's a little tougher for me to get into a novel, but I'm trying to catch up on classic authors I haven't yet read. I just finished The Last Good Kiss by James Crumley.

Movies: All kinds. I've loved every Tarantino movie ever (even Death Proof). Foreign movies? Sure, subtitles and I get along just fine. I don't especially like slapstick comedies though, and will forever maintain that The Cable Guy is a far funnier film than Dumb & Dumber.

Music: All kinds. I'm a pretty-much-retired DJ; I played a lot of different genres, and listened to even more. Less Than Jake is my favorite band ever and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Six things I could never do without
Something with which I can access the Internet
The little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, The Universe, where should I go for lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
It all depends, I greatly prefer spontaneity to making plans. I could be out at some divey hipster bar, at a classy jazz club, seeing some stupid opera, or even out at a divey hipster bar!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think The Walking Dead is terribly overrated. I also think it would have been funny to put "Mandarin (Not At All)" in the Speaks section, but it's not an option.
You should message me if
You want to say hi, or something other than hi.

You must be: Brunette, 5' 4", of Venezuelan descent, between 125 and 127 pounds, and drama-free. No offense, but if you're 5' 5" then we are just not a match. I'm kidding. I genuinely have no physical preferences, I just find it funny when someone has such stringent requirements.
The two of us