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My self-summary
Patiently waiting for book 6 of A song of ice and fire. Chicago Blackhawks. Sons Of Anarchy. Enough about me lets talk about you.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at Johnny's Icehouse
I’m really good at
Being awesome! Making people laugh, improv out of nowhere. Random spontaneous craziness. Headbanging. Solo bedroom moshpits.
The first things people usually notice about me
Humor, Friendliness and laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no paticuliar order,BBQ Pit Masters, Build It Bigger, How It's Made, Extreme Engineering, Epic Meal Time, His Dark Materials, Harry Mathafucken Potter, The Wicked Years, The Inheritance Cycle, Forrest Gump (book), Freakanomics, The One Percent Doctrine, See No Evil, Jawbreaker.Incubus, Jack Johnson, Suicide Silence, WhiteChapel, Make Them Suffer, Meshuggah, All Shall Perish, At The Gates, Cannibal Corpse, Divine Hersey, Glassjaw, Deftones, RATM, SOAD, Animals As Creators, Fear Factory,The Red Chord, Isis, Converge, Flossdtradamus, Diplo,Flux Pavillion, SilverChair, Pretty Lights, Steve Aoki, Skrillex, Benassi, Swedish House Mafia, Rusko, Francis Dillon, STS9, Bionic Commando, Mimosa, Kayne, Jay Z, Nas, Biggie, 2Pac, Sons Of Anarchy, Dexter, Game Of Thrones, Justified, Boardwalk Empire, Faulty Towers, Season 1 thru 3 SNL, Old school Muppets. Quentin Tarintino, Tim Burton, Elie Roth..Food Forever..All of it..Bacon for days.
Six things I could never do without
My Mac, whiskey, iPhone, music, my cat(his name is Orange btw), Mexican food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to incorporate bacon into my next meal. Also how to make public transit more efficient.
On a typical Friday night I am
Earning Youtube money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to crop dust
You should message me if
You know what a bristle cone pine is, a snout,or enjoy frenzied pollinazation.
The two of us