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My self-summary
I'm an easy laugh and enjoy a good glass of wine. I have a 3 year old boxer named Admiral Cabbage Von Slobbernoggin (of the Hapsberg Von Slobbernoggins, I'm sure you've heard of them) and my heart revolves around him. However, we both agreed it's time for me to enjoy play dates with girl humans. Don't be afraid to say hi, I CAN actually carry on a conversation. And no, I'm not intimidated by your friends. I have two degrees from Berklee College of Music, songwriting and recording engineering, so music is a big part of my life.

I'm really looking for someone who is ready for the real deal and not just surface stuff. I imagine having conversations over the pillows about the mundane or the essential with someone who has a mind and a life of their own. I am looking forward to being a part of a whole that includes distinct individuals relentlessly supporting each other no matter what. I watched my parents do it and I saw how much joy it brought them. I miss the visceral, the physical and the intellectual parts of being in love but mostly I miss the quiet companionship moments. The ones where a smile across a cafe table over disparate books lets the other one know you're thinking of them. Too much to ask for? I hope not.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, play, play, play repeat...I am a professional voice actor working for a host of clients all over the world. My job is brilliant because it gives me the luxury of following various paths and experimenting with ALL the possibilities in this life.. I love to cook, and bake and presently I am taking a ten week baking course because learning is a passion of mine and I do not believe it is ever too late to discover and chase new life goals.
I’m really good at
making up songs about whatever is going on at that moment, and usually they are about my dog, my dog's wiggle butt or my dog's squishy face. I think I'm also a good listener. At least my friends think so.
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I look EXACTLY like my pictures in my profile...said no one anyone...ever. You'd have to ask the people who have noticed things about me, they probably know better. who's supposed to be filling this thing out anyway?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much) and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this town and i want to see it all! I love a good Rom-Com film, much to the chagrin of "bro-type" friends, but they have steroid problems and I don't. If you haven't laughed once yet while reading this profile you should probably just move on now, I love a good sense of's very sexy.
Six things I could never do without
citrus scents
hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.

so many few messages. is that antiquated "the guy must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's the 21st century people and guys got the message a long time ago that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere. there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies, use it.
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would sound like.
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the word spork...
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On a typical Friday night I am
Game night with friends, sculpting at the community woodshop, drinking wine or whiskey, snuggling with the pup...Jesus what's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix, saran wrap, four latin dwarves,an old folks home and a kiddy pool filled with chocolate pudding.
You should message me if
You are NOT just looking to "chat" online. I want to get out of the house...with you...and do stuff. So here is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure, pretense or expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses.
The two of us