42 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an easy laugh and enjoy a good glass of wine. I have a 3 year old boxer named Admiral Cabbage Von Slobbernoggin (of the Hapsberg Von Slobbernoggins, I'm sure you've heard of them) and my heart revolves around him. However, we both agreed it's time for me to enjoy play dates with girl humans. Don't be afraid to say hi, I CAN actually carry on a conversation. And no, I'm not intimidated by your friends. Just, please, expect me to suggest meeting because I'm pretty sure the point of this is not cross-town pen pals, but to MEET people. I went to Berklee, not Berkley and I have two degrees in music (songwriting and recording engineering) so music is kind of important but not the be all end all of my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, play, play, play repeat...
I’m really good at
making up songs about whatever is going on at that moment, and usually they are about my dog, my dog's wiggle butt or my dog's squishy face. Also I'm really good at picking out the most expensive thing in any store. I tried on 5 pairs of running shoes the other day and of course the only ones i HAD to have were the most expensive. My mom can do it too but her gifts are confined to antique stores, so I think I get it from her.
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I look EXACTLY like my pictures in my profile...said no one anyone...ever. You'd have to ask the people who have noticed things about me, they probably know better. who's supposed to be filling this thing out anyway?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Suffice to say i like movies, books, shows, music (very much) and food (I love to cook, and not in a "I cook so I can get in your pants kind of way" I genuinely love to cook).
I love art and want so badly to find someone to spend a day at the museum, or first friday, with. There is so much amazing art in this town and i want to see it all! I love a good Rom-Com film, much to the chagrin of "bro-type" friends, but they have steroid problems and I don't. If you haven't laughed once yet while reading this profile you should probably just move on now, I love a good sense of's very sexy.
The six things I could never do without
citrus scents
hot showers
Sex (because I'm a human being, duh)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just once I would like to see a profile that starts with, "I am a single mother of an amazingly unattractive and lazy six year old that was the worst mistake of my life." I mean come on they can't ALL be beautiful/wonderful/gifts from god. I've seen some of your kids, and you're dillusional. Just sayin.

so many few messages. is that antiquated "the guy must make the first move" idea still in place in cyberspace? it's the 21st century people and guys got the message a long time ago that harrassing women, in all forms, never gets them anywhere. there is a reason almost ALL girls on this site "reply VERY selectively" and most guys "reply often" it is YOUR market ladies, use it.
what exactly a hot dog being thrown down a hallway actually would sound like.
square pegs, round holes.
how to achieve blissful ignorance.
what the world would be like if the word red was switched with the word spork...
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On a typical Friday night I am
Game night with friends, drinking wine or whiskey, snuggling with the pup...Jesus what's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i can;t go into details but it involves a 10 lb. bag of chex mix, saran wrap, four latin dwarves,an old folks home and a kiddy pool filled with chocolate pudding.
You should message me if
You are NOT just looking to "chat" online. I want to get out of the house...with you...and do stuff. So here is my proposal...let's agree to meet withOUT the pressure, pretense or expectation of anything more than a good night hanging out. You can feel absolutely free to be exactly who you are, and I can do the same. There is no need to walk through the door cloaked in defenses.