27 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I rarely check this because I'm happily in a monogamous relationship, but new friends are always welcome.

As someone said to me, "Somehow there exists someone who cares as little as you do about propriety and convention, and at the same time you're a good person." Quite fitting.

I'm open to platonic adventuring friends, board game friends, and crafty-time friends. I'm interested in attempting to pick up new hobbies, intelligent ideas, and differing points of view.

I rarely take life seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing of consequence.
Trying to learn.
"How do you know your boundaries unless you test them?"
I’m really good at
breaking things, electronics especially. Making obnoxious faces. Accidentally spilling beverages all over myself. Being indecisive. Making an ass of myself. Procrastinating.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some stuff I like RIGHT NOW: The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley, Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, VALIS by PKD, Siddhartha by Hesse, Tekkonkinkreet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Arrested Development, Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Builders and the Butchers, Cloud Cult, Astronautalis, WHY?, The Clash, broccoli, phad kee mao, asparagus.

Critical Hit by Ghost Mice: http://youtu.be/nPyAEBe1x4I
The six things I could never do without
one. I think nature is really what I need. Being in forests, by lakes, rivers, beaches, fields, mountains. I don't have the means to find myself in these supergreen spots very often, but when I do, I get real smiley.
two. Goddamned cuddling.
three. That inspiration that comes from depressing things.
(And especially all of those things at once.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Microhabitats. Twilight Imperium and Settlers of Catan. Perceptions of colors. Board games. Intersecting time-space continua (VALIS). My lack of musical talent. Where I can realistically travel to next.
On a typical Friday night I am
divisible by zero.
Working a closing shift at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I WAS BORN A UNICORN! We're more than horses!

I have a major boner for Shepherd Book.
You should message me if
you want to:
-play board games/MTG/EDH/card games.
-explore some wilderness.
-make words at someone.
-write cockney rhyming slang haiku.
-go for a bike ride!
-cut each other's hairs.

Or if:
-you think we could be friends.
-you're in need of a drinking buddy.
-you can appreciate this: http://youtu.be/_eMb_kh_glw

Or if you're so inclined, just fuckin' do it.