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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for the F train. [Update 12/12/15]: moved and now waiting for the R train. Lawyer.
I’m really good at
Not at putting together ikea furniture, that's for damn sure.

I've got a great stereo. I really like my cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I haven't purchased anything and am in line for their store bathroom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Father John Misty, Kurt Vile, Nina Simone Destroyer, Matthew E. White, Joanna Newsom, Grimes, Angel Olsen.

The best movie is Step Brothers.

I just saw the new coen brothers movie and i wished i liked it more.

The new Fargo is good.

Currently reading the Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet
The six things I could never do without
1. Music
2. Intoxicants
3. Aerobic exercise
4. Ice water
5. Jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is time linear or do we just perceive it as such?
(Just kidding, I don't think about that.)

Why couldn't I have had a Quinceañera?
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Oscar Isaac is pretty attractive

I try (with mixed success) to default to being kind, and generous in judgments of others.
You should message me if
you've got a lot of money and I can be a house husband.