WhySoCitrus
26 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
hello. my name's mon. some people think i'm sour or cowardly but that's totally untrue. i can be a bit of a tart sometimes but mostly i just like to hang out in my leafy home or chill in a jug of water.

sometimes i like to throw crazy lemon parties in my backyard with my best friends salt and tequila. orange and lime sometimes come too, although we're not the best of friends. there's a bit of citrus rivalry between us...
I’m really good at
i have a bit of a zest for cooking. not many people like it though. i think it's an aquired taste.
The six things I could never do without
#FFFF00, my best friends salt and tequila, my leafy landlord, lemonade, led zeppelin and a good party every now and then
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what it's like beyond the backyard. i've heard rumours of more backyards just like this one that have other lemon trees. oh what it would be like to see one someday...
You should message me if
you want to talk to a lemon.
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