WickedLinda
52 Bowling Green, United States
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My self-summary
...If you're searching for ditzy Barbie or any of her plastic friends, this is not the bimbo you're looking for {waves hand}; I'm happy with my curves and my intellect. I'm healthy, active and energetic, but, if you're hung up on size, or the shiny wrappings, you certainly won't like my substance.

I'll admit to being optimistic on good days, pessimistic on others. I'm easy-going, kind-hearted, fairly well-balanced, opinionated, sometimes juvenile, bubbly, bouncy, extremely open, silly, stubborn, contradictory, weird, dirty-minded, boddacious, POLYAMOROUS, adventurous, emotional, kinky, eclectic, sarcastic, flirtatious, feminine, strange, sensual and flawed. I'm your basic evolved human female; character references can be supplied.

~I'm low maintenance but I do have certain requirements.~
What I’m doing with my life
I'm becoming a tad more cynical, slightly more pessimistic, openly bohemian and just a soupçon fatigued.

Perfecting Bandaloop breathing, having my towel with me, thinking, indulging, laughing loudly, singing in the car, being in the moment, dancing in the moonlight or whenever and wherever the desire strikes, lifting a glass in toast & exploring liminal space.

Seriously considering dropping off the "grid", if I could just win the lottery.

I'd have to start playing the lottery, of course.
I’m really good at
I have this tendency of being just a tad snarky, while perfecting my smartassery. I endeavor to shy away from dumbfuckery, but alas, I have been known to dabble.

"When I'm good, I'm very very good. When I'm bad, I'm even better." - Mae West
The first things people usually notice about me
SPOILER ALERT: I'm a woman; flesh, blood, brains and curves.

It may be my smile; maybe my laugh? Both are easy, full, boisterous, unforced and spontaneous.

I do know that I jiggle when I perambulate and blush on occasion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My tastes & interests are eclectic, varied and wide ranging on most subjects.

I had several extremely long lists of likes (still do, 'cause who doesn't like lists), but, decided it would be a decent conversation starter on someone's behalf to ask my opinions about music, movies, food, et cetera, dontcha' think?

I do need the woods, the water and city settings for a well-regulated temperament.

I enjoy exploring the back alleyways, the main thoroughfares, the less travelled path and the cheesy tourist traps.

Preferences are the unique, unusual, and original. I don't watch much television and I'd rather prepare a meal together than frequent a corporate chain.

~I read. I dance. I watch. I think. I drink coffee.
The six things I could never do without
I've realized, of late, there's very little that I truly need and even less which is necessary for me to sustain a healthy balance of sanity and joy in this current life with the possible exception of:

MUSIC! ♫
The leaf, the bean, the grape,
The means to heat water and a place to soak,
Conversation (lively, stimulating stuff),
Intimacy,
A starry sky...

Should I mention Maslow and the necessary basics of water/food/air/shelter?
Nah, that should be a given.

(I was never one to follow "rules" -they're really just guidelines-)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't think about current fashions, the lies of media or the wasted hyperbole of politics; why waste the energy or time when I could be thinking about art, music, love, life and sex.

I also have this huge curiosity about why someone bothers to engage in conversation, only to disable or delete their account?

Latest relevancy: health and my continued existence upon this dynamic blue ball.

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
― Oscar Wilde
On a typical Friday night I am
Every day is typical: you wake, perform necessary bodily functions, move.

I -choose- to live as my mood dictates.

Let's decide on something abnormal, indecent...decadent!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yes, I have baggage. You're lying to yourself and everyone else if you say you don't.

I try to keep my issues, insecurities, foibles, faults and failures to myself.

I do strive to live drama-free, but, my idiosyncrasies, neuroses and inability to distinguish my left from right sometimes hampers the way I get from point A to point B and back.

I believe my butt is big.
You should message me if
...you're interested in animated, possibly intimate and most likely controversial conversations regarding a multitude of subjects ranging from the silly and mundane to the profound and the sublime.

I may not be your ideal, but, I'm a decent honest independent woman, what could it hurt?

~Sit vis vobiscum~
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