Updated 6/7/12. It was a year ago today that the stars aligned for me and I was contacted by Cinemette, the girl that I've spent my life writing about and pining for in a way that only artsy doe-eyed hopeless romantics can. In six months, we've moved in together, redecorated our entire place, acquired a puppy and have planned out an amazing life of culinary adventures and reading together. This is all still so amazing to me, that i was found by my perfect girl online! She is my unexpected song and I cannot wait to see what happens next. Stay tuned, true believers.
Hello all! I needed to add this new posting to my profile. I could've disabled my account, but I realized that I had to get the word out. OkCupid works. I must say that, as I've changed my relationship status, I've found the perfect girl here. (Cinemette. She is perfect for me) This website really works! Seriously, she has quickly become my moon and stars. In the first few moments of us being together, all fear and doubt just dissipated and I knew that I had to be with her, and the feelings are completely mutual. She is exactly like me, with boobs. So, thank you okcupid. You've made the search for my darling so much easier. Take heart friends, this website is the truth.
This. Website. Works.
I've made the move from Columbus, Georgia to Monroe, Louisiana, and back to North Hollywood after studying theatre for seven years in college and receiving my degree. I'm not really from anywhere, I'm just perpetually wandering. I write sketch comedy and music, watch movies, cook most things with bacon and nutella, always searching for mischief and shenanigans. Adventure is the thing and i'll try anything once. I also want to spend the next year learning another language, either French or Mandarin.
I dig on quantum physics and The Found Footage Festival too. I'm teaching myself to play the ukulele currently. I want to know everything about everything. What can you teach me?
I'm a dynamic personality and great conversationalist, which doesn't translate fantastically to messages on here. Kind of a one sided thing. Honest and genuine, funny and engaging, I'm giving this online dating thing a shot.
And movies? Smokin Aces, Across the Universe, Rent, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Chase the Slut, Cyrano De'Bergerac, The Iron Giant, Dawn of the Dead, The Dreamers, Swingers, Anchorman, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Garden State, A Clockwork Orange, Talladega Nights, Casino Royale, Slither, Reservoir Dogs, Mel Brooks 'Silent Movie', The Jerk, The Rocketeer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stranger than Fiction, Serenity, Ankle Biters (two words: midget vampires), SuperBad, and Deathbed: The Bed That Eats.
I can read the same novel over and over again. I love Brett Easton Ellis and American Psycho. I collect battered copies of The Bachman Books and follow the writings of Max Brooks (World War Z). The Great Gatsby remains one of my favorite books, only second to A Clockwork Orange.
I'm a Joss Whedon geek as far as shows are concerned. Arrested Development to Freaks and Geeks, Firefly to Dollhouse, I'm a champion of canceled shows. Community remains one of the best shows on tv that not enough people watch.
I'm always up for a culinary adventure, never one to shy away from trying a new food or cooking something odd. I recently perfected a recipe for both vegan snickerdoodles and candied chocolate covered bacon.
2. my chucks (best shoes ever)
5. Buster Keaton films
6. The Zombie Survival Guide
I've discovered that I'm kinda oblivious to the intentions of women. If a girl is interested in me, it usually flies right over my head so you'll have to message me, "hey you, I'm into you" should do the trick.
PS... I've got a weakness for redheads, fun sized (short) nerdcore girls and Fiona Apple's Criminal. Those are my kryptonite.