32 Three Rivers, United States
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My self-summary
So here are a few facts about me in bullet format!

A) I have my act together.
B) I live on my own.
C) Non-smoker, non-drinker.
D) I don't twitter, I don't instagram, I don't selfie, and I don't dick-pick.
E) Great with anything mechanical or electrical in nature. (Not as great good with pnuematics and hydraulics but still way above average).
F) My most active two past times are movies and video games. Inquire for more details as to other hobbies or things I find fun.
G) Not a sports fan, so don't expect to find me sitting in front of the TV on a Sunday screaming at (insert team here) to throw the puck in the net between the two posts.
H) Very dark sense of humor.
I) I abuse spell check to the point that it needs therapy after I'm done with it because I am that terrible with grammar.
J) Yes. I can fix that.
K) I use to think duct tape could fix anything. Now I cry when someone does a sloppy job fixing something in such a lazy fashion.
L) Boredom and overeating have kidnapped me. Please send help. Preferably a swat team.
M) No children.
N) No crazy ex's or any drama in my life. This isn't middle school, I don't need that crap.
O) I can be extremely anti-social.
P) heh heh. P.
Q) Does this watch have a laser that can cut thru steel?
R) I do have a small tendency to be a bit narcissistic. I try to avoid it, but It happens. I blame myself for just being so awesome.
S) I have tendencies to be really nice and sweet. like sending you flowers for no reason.
T) Ok, so a small % of the time I do it its becuase I'm putting some extra effort into getting into your pants. But most of the time its because I'm being sweet or chivalrous.
U) I have a wonderful long term memory. Short term, not to great.
V) My profile pictures are terrible on purpose.
What I’m doing with my life
Short answer, I'm a mechanical engineer.
I’m really good at
Cooking with the microwave!
Creating fires with a microwave!
Fixing things.
Breaking things.
Taking things apart for no reason.
Putting things back together with minimal amounts of duct tape.
Really good at being a bad spell.
Even better at having terrible grammar skills!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - This list is to long to write. Suspense, drama, horror, comedies, action, so on and so forth.

TV - Wide range. Parks and Rec to Shameless. Dexter to 30 Rock. X-files to Doctor Who. Rick and morty to Stranger Things. Sienfeld to agents of shield. Tons of things in between.

Books - Still struggling with Cat in the Hat.

Food - I like food. Don't we all?

Music - Metal-head mostly but pretty much all rock in all its various and glorious forms.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to avoid doing dishes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting world domination.
You should message me if
Only if the conversation you strike up isn't forced.