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My self-summary
I like stuff and hate stuff.

I'm a feminist. If you try to make a sexist or racist joke around me I'll probably break your fingers. If that's not what you're looking for, the backspace button is yours for the pressing. Be free. Follow your dreams. Etc etc.

(No seriously. Don't message me looking for a fight over your misguided views of femimism. You're doing nothing but proving your lack of reading comprehension. You've already been told to go away).

I love to write, and I also hate to write.

My ideal day is curled up on the lounge for a Lord of the Rings marathon (extended edition, of course!) Whether I'm alone or not depends on the quality of the company.

I get grumpy after being around people a lot, and need a little bit of time alone. It's not because I hate you, I just like peace and quiet.

Well, it's PROBABLY not because I hate you.

(But dogs? Oh, dogs I love. Dogs can hang around as much as they like).
What I’m doing with my life
Working a shitty job and desperately looking for a marginally better one.

Watching too much TV.

Playing too many video games.

And also loving dogs.
I’m really good at
Being lame.
The first things people usually notice about me
I sometimes don't think before I speak and do the whole awkward stutter routine. If I don't speak, they notice my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do we really want to get into this? We'll be here for years.

(but I'll give a special shout-out to Lord of the Rings, Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Charmed, Pirates of the Caribbean and, uh, oh... Let's just say Lord of the Rings again for good measure).
Six things I could never do without
1) The Internet.
2) Video Games
3) TV shows/anime.
4) Novels
5) Air
6) Can I say "the Internet" twice?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Plot lines and fictional characters.
On a typical Friday night I am

but seriously, watching movies, playing video games, just generally relaxing and maybe having a few quiet drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a private person. I like to spend time by myself. In past relationships, I got frustrated/angry with my partners because I was spending too much time with them, because I didn't want to offend them by telling them to leave me alone for a little while.

I don't really know. It's hard to explain. I just have to tell people I'm not ignoring them because I don't like them, I'm ignoring them because I need time to myself.

Does that make sense or am I rambling like an idiot?
You should message me if
You're fabulous and you think I'm fabulous. Or if you want to. I don't know, I'm not your mother, do what you want.
The two of us