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My self-summary
I'm chill, love pop culture and smoking pot (though don't judge, it controls my ADD) Looking for someone who wants to hang and likes the same. I've got my own apartment by Queen and Main, with a great view of the water. I also have a kick ass entertainment system and surround sound.
What I’m doing with my life
I work nights 4 times a week to pay the bills though I'm looking to be a writer like with screenplays or comic books. Writing for TV is my goal in life. But cause I haven't been able to break in, I've been writing novels instead. I have one on Amazon, and I'm writing three more with free chapters on Find my stuff at
I’m really good at
Video Games
dry sarcastic wit
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humour. And how unwaveringly honest I am to people I care about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Game of thrones and anything from the Berllanti universe (Flash, Arrow, Legends of Tomrrow, Supergirl) also anything Joss Whedon. He's the reason I write, I want to be the next him.

I love every Genre. If something's good, it doesn't matter to me what it's about. Just that it's well written.

I have 16TB of external hard drive space that I use to store all the shows and movies I watch. It's become like an archive of pop culture. I try to catch anything that's good; I absorb good storytelling because I hope to write the same sort of stuff one day. I also have every gaming console and a digital library of nearly a thousand games.

It's been a long time since I've had someone living with me here. I've had no one to laugh at Big Bang Theory with. Or freak out at every twist in Game of thrones or American Horror Story. No Reality TV. Except for Colbert, Daily Show, and Bill Maher <3.

I even watch Cartoons. They're not just for kids. I especially enjoy the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, though my favourite animated show is South Park. Lately I've been trying to catch up on all the old episodes of Pokemon.

I love any kind of music except country. Can't stand country. My iTunes is a mix of 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, and modern Rock and what have you. I've been getting into indie rock, grunge, and female singers. And I like the first FUN album. And I have a crazy big playlist of Movie and video game soundtracks.

I also cook my own meals, I certainly won't be expecting any woman to come into my life and replace my mom, like a lot of them whippershnappers on here. I even do my own housework.

Oh and I love a good stir fry, or any kind of seafood. But I hate mushrooms and avoid most veggies whenever I can. And any vinegar based sauces. Mustard. Barbecue. Blah.
Six things I could never do without
6. A place to live (Learned that the hard way)
5. Food
4. Marijuana
3. My laptop
2. My iPhone
1. Internet (It's a human right, apparently)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to break into the entertainment industry as a writer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually watching TV, a movie, playing a video game, or working on my writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a hermit. It's not that I'm afraid to leave my apartment, but the hassle doesn't often seem worth it. I find a lot of asshole people in the world to be unbearable though that has a lot to do I think with working nights so long in a poor neighbourhood. And I live in Hamilton. My apartment is like a safe place where assholes and aggression don't exist. I hope it'll be your safe place too, though you're welcome to try to help me from my bubble as much as you like.
You should message me if
A lot of reasons. If you're a geek, and wanna know the geekiest, nicest guy ever (seriously). If you're not a geek but you wanna become a geek. If you want a friend to game with. If you want a love to game with. If you just want a safe space, my fortress of Solitude is just that, meant to be somewhere where the outside world can't get us.

If you want a place to live, I can provide that too. Nothing would make me happier than to share my fortress of solitude with another. It gets lonely here alone and it's been almost a year since my ex moved out. I've got an Xbox one, PS4, Switch, Xbox 360, PS3, WiiU, a library of like every good show or movie ever, and a huge set up to enjoy it all. I've got my own place, and have tried to build together everything I could ever want even on a minimum wage budget. The only thing I'm missing is a girlfriend to share it all with. Message me if that sounds appealing to you.

I can move fast if you wanna move fast, but I can move slow too. Or not at all. My pace is your pace. I'm pretty good with my fingers and tongue but I'm perfectly fine with just a new friend, it's been getting lonely around here.
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