31 Waterloo, Canada
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My self-summary
Kinky, bearded human in search of quick-witted companions for adventure, intrigue, cuddles

Have a few interesting degrees (philosophy, psychology), some mostly outdoorsy hobbies I'd love to share with someone who makes me smile (cycling/hiking trails, kayaking/canoeing, photography, PC gaming), and a lot to say about a lot of things, but who wants to read it all on an OKC profile?

Cycling, paddling, yoga, aerobie for fitness
Live music, dancing, reading, gaming, road trips, camping for fun

"We have to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters

What I’m doing with my life
I am slowly gathering all the skills and supplies that I will need to be an effective member of the human resistance after the coming Robopocalypse. Seeking partner capable of bringing laughter and compassion to the wastelands of the future
I’m really good at
* Time travel (forward only, normal speed)

* Sizing things up & figuring them out

* That thing with my tongue, hard to explain (easier to demonstrate)
The first things people usually notice about me
The sound of the bell on my bicycle as I'm about to pass them on the trail
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books -
Right now I am reading Don Quixote and that is blowing my mind, other recent favs include The Sisters Brothers, Satanic Verses, Nostromo

Movies -
Dr. Strangelove, Moon, Sunshine, Tucker & Dale vs Evil, Let The Right One In, The Witch

Music -
All time favourites include James Brown, Dr John, Cream, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Queens of the Stone Age, Mose Allison, Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, Budos Band, Neil Young

I'm on a funky-electro-house binge so far this year and see no reason or way to stop now - MSTRKRFT, Chromeo, Simian Mobile Disco, Cassius
The six things I could never do without
* My bicycle!
* Literacy
* A functional endocrine system (plus many other connected bio-bits)
* Clean, cold, high-quality H2O
* An expansive definition of what a "thing" is
* John Carpenter's The Thing (what a movie)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
* Ethics & identity

* Miracle of consciousness / fragility of life / beauty of the moment blah blah blah

* The performative aspect of life lived in an era of social media, cultivated public personae, and the selfie-urge

* Sex!
On a typical Friday night I am
Backyard fire
Campsite fire
Insurance fraud fire
(pick one)

or out dancing at a show if I can find a good one, maybe home playing games with friends/neighbours if not
You should message me if
* You agree that life is a pretty sweet fruit and that the juice should run down your chin

* This gets you up off yer butt to boogie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nthlnd-LRsU