Witchwhisperer
65Walnut Creek, United States
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My self-summary
Vegan?
Local ?
Want someone bright, evolved to veganism for the health, prevention, ethical, moral, environmental reasons; local for the obvious;
someone to enjoy the smell of the negative ions after an afternoon's or evening's rain, curled up together. Like me, you belong nowhere and so we're our own realm, you my cathedral.

Please, if interested, send me a note. I don't get "Likes Me.".

I know, "witchwhisperer's" a mite hokey, sounds player-ish, which i ain't. But i tired of conjuring clever nom de plume so if you're here collecting bon mots and a-holes, kindly backspace. I'm looking for an employed adult partner. If you're really an "artist," "poet," "writer," you're too busy to be perusing profiles here. Just be solvent, emotionally mature, too much upstairs to be a mommy or cat lady.
You've got your interests, life, i mine, but we cotton to the opposite gender and here we are.

It's a rare woman who understands, embodies eros, longing for timeless intimacy, core of relationship, shored by shared sensibilities, and not the reverse, as is common.

I'm looking for an imaginative p a r t n e r. Perhaps, like me, you've decried ever finding your equal, and being forever hopeful, a dreamer, imbued with relentless optimism, settled for less, this being all too easy for those who refuse to be cynics but hark to possibilities.

If you resonate to all the below, you're the one for me and i'll worship you. Your eyes'll be wet as your flooded, well, yoni's hokey but we'll have decorum here.
Honeychile, i can only imagine the misfires you've endured, sharing my nature through and through. A decade ago, women my age, at their sexual peak; much soaring fun. Today, despite the me-generation palaver; grannies with vibrators, the remains of the day, years of "fine dining," wine, salt.
Dr. Neal Barnard says cheese is so dangerous it should come with a warning label.

May Gaia, Great Spirit, Zeus, Minverva, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea hasten you to me.

Our real ages, not married or separated. Empty affluenzics abound, hence quest for quick study with accordant libido who adores being touched, held, violated; the more the better.

Nothing by the numbers about us.

What's wanted is so wondrous, it requires someone above the mire.

Meanwhile, wish i had a brain, the real item; one of those new, store-bought models, but barring that, a caressable woman of noble carriage might mollify my disappointment over the former.

An evolved wraith beyond time, able to transcend the zeitgeist, that'd be something.
Such rarity i'd revere, convince me i haven't had my quota. Autonomous souls can be closer than any.

Should this uniqueness happen on my 'umble profile, be assured i'll celebrate the inamorata while teasing the witch; no mean feat.

The trick is finding a fluid amalgam of wonder, a counterbalance who understands.

Spare me one more insipid profile, and your barchetta might drift along the river.
What I’m doing with my life
Welcoming aforementioned, perhaps, or not, fellow ex-NY/Eastern
siren, free of alcohol, caffeine, meat, dairy, pets, bottled water, kids -- the usual toxins, clutter,

who preferred to create than procreate on a wee planet collapsing from the cancer of human overpopulation, despite the consumer-driven media's blackout on the subject, my overarching concern. If you don't vote accordingly, realize low voter turnout always favors the demented GOP that started the noxious Global Gag Rule, backspace now.

The UN reports animals raised for meat and dairy produce more greenhouse gas than all the world's cars, trucks, buses, trains, planes, ships combined.
Animals raised for meat consume fully half of all our nation's fresh water.

You and i do not wish to be part of this horror show.
I’m really good at
Serving as sounding board, advice and counsel, helping others with their succinctly, honestly presented problems.

Teasing you 'til you ______ ,________ & ______. If tantra and facets of kink are common sense to you and always have been, and you share most other sensibilities, contact me. In the win-win-win of our amalgamation, the endorphins released during your sustained arousal prevent cancer, according to vetted medical studies.

If you get everything on this page, you're it for me and i'll address you so deeply and often you'll think you're living another life. It goes without saying i'll do everything and anything for you both erotic and secular;
cherish you, would rather run my hands over your shoulders, back, derriere, every curve and hollow, than have unlimited license with all the women of the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's what you notice, like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Antoine de Saint Exupery's Wind, Sand and Stars.
An essay: Aldous Huxley's Hyperion to a Satyr.
Quotes: "That was a thing about women, they were all middle-class." -- James Kelman

A TED Talk: Alexandra Paul

A cartoon: That famed Peter Arno in the New Yorker, 1941, of a dapper engineer walking away from a plane crash, quipping "Well, back to the old drawing board."

Movied out, prefer the Miramax in your melon.

I can listen to music alone, but Ravel's La Valse comes to mind.

Loved this since i heard Joan Baez's fine version in ninth grade:
Hector Villa Lobos: Bachianas Brasileira n.5 - Anna Moffo

Silence can be entrancing.

100% on the Drs. Neal Barnard/Joel Fuhrman/Caldwell Esselstyn high-nutrient vegan diet and you, too, please, because we'd like to cavort for centuries to come.
It bespeaks reams for the ignorance of most women here gathered that they're unable to write a profile without wine, even posting photos of themselves with a wine goblet.
Recent international studies agree that women drinking just one glass daily have higher incidence of breast cancer.

"Love animals" while eating them? Pray, how does that work?
Six things I could never do without
Half's enough. Less is more.

1. A guileless goddess secure, confidant enough to see depraved as accolade, not condemnation.

2. Circle of independent friends with whom i can pick up mid-sentence weeks later.

3. A lascivious witch in need of frequent, ongoing, um, uh, interrogations, so please be at bare minimum two of these three
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tired of thinking. Your turn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hoping there's a uniquely lovely, unusual, facile, level doyenne not far who abides my 'umble, honest profile;

encouraged, invigorated, inspired, buoyed,

not daunted by it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Banned in Boston in '68.
You should message me if
you're vegan as above so in passable shape. Life's about choices. If not vegan at this late date and still drink wine, you're dim, mainstream. The brain the most powerful human sex organ, what's the draw?

your only religion reduce/reuse/recycle. Stuff does not impress. We've seen enough, you and i.

if you're not busy, busy, busy, prefer to stay in bed Sunday morning, not jumping up to have tea or coffee, not looking for "activity partner," and your profile doesn't contain "fabulous,""namaste," nor "ciao." Do not subject me to pictures of your kids, pets, ad nauseum. Simplicity's a rare gift, elegance incarnate.

if not gym rat/yoga mat, having brain enough to be vegan, park the car, walk, never take an elevator, stretch now and then and have lots and lots of straining isometric amore.

you're ready; want and need m e, not just anyone. Carpe diem, kid.

Yes, Virginia, it's "all about sex," tho' that's the biggest, most profound, strangest, all-encompassing word i know, and only want intimacy with a connatural spirit, a partner in crime and hope. No ceiling.

Please note: Any institutions or individuals using my text including for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my words or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. I'm here strictly in hopes this splendid site's algorithms might reveal my vaunted distaff rarity, not to stoke your destitute imagination.
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