I like; George Carlin, jumping over my couch, bottom shelf rum and people who go along with knock knock jokes.
I don't like; Seth MacFarlane, statists, bottom shelf rum or oxford commas.
My favorite color is yellow. My favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo. In my junior high yearbook, I was voted most kind AND most creative. Your parents would probably love me but I don't want to meet them. I don't have cable or internet so I'm somewhat of a philosopher/pimp in that regard.
I want to live in the moment, have thought-provoking conversions with interesting people and feel productive.
Movies; Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Man On The Moon, Moon, The Outsiders, Evil Dead II.
Shows; I have a bunch of Simpsons DVDs.
Music; Eminem, Alkaline Trio, Antarctigo Vespucci, Cobra Skulls, The Flatliners, Elvis Costello, The Misfits, The Damned, The Who, Sum 41.
Food; Italian, breakfast, milk.
-how I would use superpowers if I had them
-words that rhyme
-words that kind of rhyme
-if Nicky & Alex on Full House were quadruplets(don't tell me)
I'd like to meet someone artsy, adventurous and independent. Also, someone fairly close to me. If you live in/near Downtown St Pete, love knows no bounds.