I like; George Carlin, jumping over my couch, bottom shelf rum and people who go along with knock knock jokes.
I don't like; Seth MacFarlane, statists, bottom shelf rum or oxford commas.
Movies; Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Man On The Moon, Moon, The Outsiders, Evil Dead II.
Shows; I have a bunch of Simpsons DVDs. That's about it.
Music; Eminem, Alkaline Trio, Antarctigo Vespucci, Cobra Skulls, The Flatliners, The Menzingers, Elvis Costello, The Misfits, The Who, Sum 41, Sondre Lerche, Sugar Ray.
I enjoy listening to albums straight through.
Food; Italian or breakfast for any meal.
-how I would use superpowers if I had them
-words that rhyme
-words that kind of rhyme
-if Nicky & Alex on Full House were quadruplets(don't tell me)
Also, I'm serious about the president thing.