WithMyFreezeRay
28 Saint Petersburg, United States
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My self-summary
Comedy nerd, pop-punk snob, X-Men historian, Dali Museum member, team instinct, pizza connoisseur, libertarian af.

I like; George Carlin, jumping over my couch, bottom shelf rum and people who go along with knock knock jokes.
I don't like; Seth MacFarlane, statists, bottom shelf rum or oxford commas.

My favorite color is yellow. My favorite Ninja Turtle is Michelangelo. In my junior high yearbook, I was voted most kind AND most creative. Your parents would probably love me but I don't want to meet them. I don't have cable or internet so I'm somewhat of a philosopher/pimp in that regard.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time in an animal shelter and part time in a restaurant.

I want to live in the moment, have thought-provoking conversions with interesting people and feel productive.
I’m really good at
Parallel parking, being on time, telling the difference between the Olson twins, solving Rubik's Cubes and finding my way around buildings I've never been in.
The first things people usually notice about me
Height, hair, high-top sneakers, devilish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books; A Wolf At The Table by Augusten Burroughs, Born Standing Up by Steve Martin, 1984 by George Orwell, Generations by William Strauss & Neil Howe, Practical Anarchy by Stefan Molyneux.

Movies; Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein, Man On The Moon, Moon, The Outsiders, Evil Dead II.

Shows; I have a bunch of Simpsons DVDs.

Music; Eminem, Alkaline Trio, Antarctigo Vespucci, Cobra Skulls, The Flatliners, Elvis Costello, The Misfits, The Damned, The Who, Sum 41.

Food; Italian, breakfast, milk.
The six things I could never do without
-freedom
-mobility
-philosophy
-music
-comedy
-expression
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-ancient civilizations
-how I would use superpowers if I had them
-philosophy
-words that rhyme
-words that kind of rhyme
-if Nicky & Alex on Full House were quadruplets(don't tell me)
On a typical Friday night I am
Recently got my Friday nights back. Not quite sure what to do with them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One time, I was on Space Mountain and all the lights turned on. I stopped believing in magic that day.
You should message me if
...you're interested in wasting your time for a month then being estranged forever.

I'd like to meet someone artsy, adventurous and independent. Also, someone fairly close to me. If you live in/near Downtown St Pete, love knows no bounds.

Seacrest out.
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