I feel pretty dumb about everything and am just looking for a fellow traveller with similar interests who would like to join me on my mission to HUG EVERY KOALA IN THE WORLD.
Please go hiking with me
I was working in the hospitality industry in NYC and Portland, Oregon before coming to Australia and was preparing my studies to become a Sommelier.
And then the travel bug bit me!
I would love to find a person who would also like to trek through Sydney's Concrete Jungle for that Prohibition Speakeasy, spend an unwise amount of money on a degustation menu, and tour a few vineyards in Hunter Valley.
Besides being a snobby jerk-face, I am also looking to tap into my inner-adventurer!!!
I want to hike The Blue Mountains and spelunk the Jenolan caves
Sky Dive over Wooloogong
Attempt and fail at looking like a cool surfer
Basically, I'm looking for a radical friend to show me how radical Sydney can be
Or just a chill person to share a "cocktail jug", dim sum, or Korean BBQ with. Because there are just some things that are too pathetic to do alone
Trying to find a decent Old Fashion in Sydney
Drankan' pretentious wine
Being a nerd
I have read my share of Ayn Rand but would rather reread the first 6 books of ASOIAF while I wait for the Winds of Winter. I just started Dune and it feels like a foreign language. I love Mortal Kombat and and I'm pretty sure my gaming prowess peaked with SNES. I think the American version of Oldboy sucked and was an insult to the genius that is Chan Wook Park. Wes Anderson is so masturbatory and self-congratulating but I love him anyway. I'm really sad Hiyao Miyazaki retired. I hate bananas but love banana bread. I love all soups. I can say this with absolute confidence... Unless there's banana in it...
How can I make someone smile today
Afterwards I commiserate with my fellow coworkers with a stiff pour of bourbon or a thick glass of red
I'm okay with that
If you are a REALLY nice local who likes to show off the best of Sydney
If you love wine, food culture, and craft cocktails