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My self-summary
I love cooking, acting, and in general hanging out. I have a big scar on my leg because I tried to race a car. I also have a scar on my right eyebrow, much like Scar from the Lion King. I got it from running into a door. I was young.

Proud recipient of the Presidential Fitness Award in 2004, and Renner Elementary's 1997 Spelling Bee Champ. New addition: Best Karaoke Performance, Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus.
What I’m doing with my life
Web developer for money. Comedy/performing for no money. Petting dogs like they were made o' money.
I’m really good at
I cook a lot. I make some mad banana bread. I make the best banana bread. Period.

I sing in the shower, constantly. Robyn's Hang With Me is my shower jam.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs,
Every morning to help me get large.
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs,
So I'm roughly the size of a barge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: ̶A̶r̶c̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶F̶i̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶N̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶,̶ ̶L̶C̶D̶ ̶S̶o̶u̶n̶d̶s̶y̶s̶t̶e̶m̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶a̶l̶l̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶M̶a̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶,̶ ̶B̶o̶n̶ ̶I̶v̶e̶r̶,̶ ̶N̶e̶u̶t̶r̶a̶l̶ ̶M̶i̶l̶k̶ ̶H̶o̶t̶e̶l̶ Robyn

Books: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Glass Castle, A Confederacy of Dunces, Slaughterhouse-Five

TV: Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones

Food: Pizza sushi roll. Which is where I roll up a pizza and eat it all alone.
Six things I could never do without
Choco Tacos (x4)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I like pop songs ironically, or if I'm transitioning to genuinely loving them.
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to roll myself in a blanket and pretend I'm a roll of sushi.

Actually I'm usually dancing somewhere or playing with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I filled this out a long time ago. I have, at this point, answered hundreds of questions, and not all of them are as applicable to me now.

Also, I unknowingly kicked Paul Rudd out of a restaurant, and it's my greatest regret in life.
You should message me if
You should message me if you use antlers in all of your decorating.

Because I want a gal,

Like Gaston.
The two of us