35Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
The inhibited need not apply. I am interested in meeting people who are willing to admit they are on here looking for some good old fashioned sexy times. Or, at very least (because no sexpectaions and all), an interesting time. If I wanted netflix and chill, I could handle that on own.

I am married but separated. I am seeking a partner in crime, not a new spouse. I am totally over monogamy. Fellow bi/pansexuals preferred.
What I’m doing with my life
1. I work as an event coordinator for one of the former community colleges. The title makes it sound more grandiose than it really is.

2. I am a semi-professional all round creative type, meaning that I make money, but it's not a career per se. At the moment my primary outlet is DJing, but I have worked in the visual and written arts as well.

3. Learning about cars. I am constantly tinkering with my daily driver, and I recently bought a second car for the purposes of turning it in to an honest to god race car. This interest recently came from out of nowhere.
I’m really good at
Making chicken noodle soup from scratch. Ticket To Ride. Giving tours of places.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, shows, music: Look, you really don't want to get me started on any of this. I will rant about it. That rant will probably contain words and phrases like "excessivly modernist", "indeterminate moral values", and "Ke$ha". If that is your idea of a a good time too, you should absolutely message me immediately.

Food: I'm easy. I can find something to like in pretty much any setting or cuisine you might throw at me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to fix our broken culture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Mixing up some flaming cocktails, and trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will probably smoke pot and play video games until I die. Fair warning.
You should message me if
You are serious about having fun. I find most people can't match my dedication to fun, the less clean and wholesome, the better.

Also, if you like what you are reading, you should probably message me, I don't send out messages very often.
The two of us