Woofmurder
30 Raleigh, United States
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My self-summary
I'm new to the area. A transplant from the best state that has ever been stated. Texas, ya nerds.

Having to plot out my own self summary is like pulling teeth. So i'm going to put it in a list format. OCD and organization FTW.

~I like to watch sports on mute and blast metal instead. I then like to give the athletes names like "Ragnar the Indonesian Baby Slayer" and do my own commentary with these said names. Makes the event that much more epic and enjoyable.

~My job calls for me to work insane hours. But I make up for it via the weekend.

~I LOOOOVE music in every shape and in every form.

~Love my front porch jam sessions with my friends, family and roomies.

~I play Guitar and an assortment other instruments.

~Love tattoos and plan on getting maaaaany more.

~Be diggin tattoos and body modifications on other people. Its definitely a form of art. In one of its purest form.

~ I Have trained in many forms of Martial arts (BJJ, MT, Karate, Judo). I have also basically been boxing from the tender age of 7.

~ Altho I could probably rip someones heart out all temple of doom style i'm extremely easy going and overly friendly. It's just my nature, man. I like people.

~Love to laugh and genuinely enjoy making others do the same.

~Turn into a bit of a redneck when i'm drunk........

~I'm a HUUUGE Pantera fan. Like its kinda unhealthy.

~I'm partial to Comics.

~Hang with my friends everyday.

~Enjoy Video games, but won't let it pull me away from social interactions. Human connection is far more important to me than 16 bit blood and gore.

~I have a riduclious amount of Irish and Native American blood running through my veins.

~Live shows are a passion and if i don't come out covered in beer and sweat then I or the band wasn't doing something right.

~Star Wars. That is all.

There's plenty more. Just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Tons of shit. But mostly living, laughing and creating.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh (as long as they can take a joke). I tend to go over the top from time to time. Heh. What can I say. Zero filter right here....

Fighting (don't worry I'm not an affliction or tapout jerk. Just learned from an early age).

Im really good at mimicking Skwisgaar Skwigelf's voice from "Metalocalypse". Like ridiculously good.

Music and thinking outside the cardboard box.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, hair and my baby blues....

I think first impressions are kinda silly. I mean the immediate reaction is great and all that jazzy jazz. But you can not sum someone up within a few fleeting moments. Try and get to know them a tad first. You might be surprised at what you find under the rubble. That being said if I feel like I'm in an interview while meeting someone I'll stiff arm the shit out of them and slide to the right...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hatchet, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, I Am Legend, Robert E. Howard and Comics. Im a Comic nerd...

Movies: Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Matrix Trilogy, Basically any Comic book movie X-Men ect ect ect, Dead Alive, Evil Dead Trilogy, The Shining, Mad Max, Kill Bill duo, Pretty much any zombie flick, Braveheart, Gladiator, American Psycho, Back to the Future, Blow, Friday the 13th series, Pulp Fiction, Troy, Gangs of Fucking New York, A Clockwork Orange, STAR WARS! Natural Born Killers, Predator, Aliens, Sunny in Philly, Sons of Anarchy, OZ, Dexter, Game Of Thrones, Family Guy, The Walking Dead, The League, Hell on Wheels, Metalocalypse, Venture Bros, Squidbillies, South Park, King of the Hill, Eastbound and Down. You get the jist. Which i'm not really certian why I listed so many TV programs. I haven't had cable in like 6 years.

Music: I LOVE me some jamatude. No order of course........PANTERA, The Giraffes, The Showdown, Hackensaw Boys, The Devil Makes Three, Hank III, Waylon Jennings, Radiohead, Willie Nelson, Modest Mouse, Dethklok, Between the Buried and Me, Pagoda, Tomahawk, The Exploited, Attila, Texas Hippie Coalition, Graveyard, Lamb of God, Metallica, Old Crow Medicine Show, At the Drive In, The Mars Volta, Protest the Hero, Dredg, Local H, The Melvins, Muse, Valient Thor, Red Fang, Baroness, High on Fire, Pixies, Refused, X, Agent Orange, Slayer, Snot, A Perfect Circle, NIN, Portishead, Massive Attack, Sigur Ros, Peeping Tom, Faith No More, 357 String Band, Days of the New, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, He is Legend, Acid Bath, Dax Riggs, John 5, Molly Hatchet, Pink Floyd, Jeff Buckley, Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, Slipknot, Chimaira, The Sword, Rebel Meets Rebel, Hank Sr., Mastodon, Run DMC, Biggie, Snoop Dogg, The Roots, The Band, Uncle Sinner, Stephen Lynch, Ten D, Amen, Elton John, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Anthrax, Billy Joel, REM, Joan Jett, Blondie, Cream, The Allman Bros, James Brown, Curtis Mayfield, Patti Smith, In This Moment, Anvil, Nirvana, G 'n' R, Primus, Johnny Cash, The Misfits, Isley Brothers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, CCR, Violent Femmes, Flogging Molly, System of a down, Marvin Gaye, Dead Kennedys, The Putdowns, Operation Ivy, Cat Stevens, Rocco Deluca and the Burden, Stray Cats, Rage Against the Machine, STP, Nonpoint, The Cramps, Incubus, Alice in Chains, The Doors, Patsy Cline, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Seether, Future Leaders of the World, D.M.K, Machine Head, Sublime, Bad Brains, Monster Magnet, Ramones, The Toadies, Agent Orange, Rob Zombie, Johnny Prine, M.S.I, Jerry Cantrell, Floater, Tool, Elvis, Beastie Boys, Miles Davis, Butthole Surfers, Marilyn Manson, Marcy Playground, Local H, Reverand Horton Heat, The Beatles, Hendrix, Prince, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, The White Stripes, Rancid, Queen, The Rolling Stones. Im sure im missing a few.........

Food: I like just about everything. I really love to cook. That shits all like fun and what not.

Yea, that just happened. I need to get a hobby...
The six things I could never do without
Music, Guitars, Pantera, Awesome funny times, Cooking with friends, Frwiends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie's overrunning the world and how badass Im going to be in said setting.

Music/guitar riffs running through my head constantly.

Art. I see art in basically everything.

Hilarious skits playing out in the most random of ways and situations to everyday events. Think It's Always Sunny with a slice of madness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Theres no telling to be honest. I try not to set my Fridays in stone. But I'm usually exhausted from working a 55 hour week. Can't stop, won't stop, ikky ikky!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been an orphan. I have dredg'd ships of the grandest kind. I have trained with the greatest of my craft. I have met scoundrels and princesses. I have battled my father and I have saved him in the process. Who am I?
You should message me if
Oh, hi!! You've made it this far. Might as well end with a bang. I was married to a porn star for 5 years. I have two beautiful daughters with said lady of the lay. They live in Los Angeles with their mother. If this bothers you then move the fuck on please. That said.

Be rad. Because you are rad. Rad??!

Spark a convo. If it turns awesome then..........awesome.

If you just wanna chit chat about things that are all around badass. I'm game.

If you think you can best me in movies or music. Bring that shiiiit.
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