Depending on how awesome you are you will either think I'm the coolest guy you've ever met or a complete and utter total retard... rarely is there a third option.
I approach strangers in the street and start conversations with them.
I ❤ pub quizzes, karaoke, and bingo.
I never kill spiders.
I'm completely unemployable so have to create my own shit.
Yes, I do eat pizza.
The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
Ulysses by James Joyce
Ben & Jerry's ice cream - all varieties (Häagen-Dazs sucks ass)
Alex Grey - favourite pieces are Theologue and Oversoul
Being etheric doggies they don't exist in our four dimensional spacetime, rather they exist elsewhere.
They often come to visit me for walks and loving but don't require a garden or walking by me every day because they're etheric and can sort themselves out. They're very independent.
They are real... they just haven't been born yet.
They're really fucking nice...
let's go on a date. ;)