34 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Moved to Portland somewhat recently after spending a year in Korea teaching English and a year in Amsterdam for grad school for film theory. Now I'm here doing web design and photography.

I also write. My shit is exquisite.

And then the superpowers started manifesting...

I am well, taste tested, and not brand x
What I’m doing with my life
Making it juggle bottles of rye on a tightrope over a lake of fire.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue eyes the shade of justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food



  • Everything. Especially sushi. But everything.
The six things I could never do without
I. Sass
II. Wit
III. Plantain chips
IV. Universal Prowess
V. Media
VI. Roman Numerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puggles. A dog that is bred to be cute, but whose genetics dictate that it run compulsively while having congenital breathing and heart problems.

Life is cruel, little puggle, non?
On a typical Friday night I am
On TV naked screaming at police officers next to a TV on the fritz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no gag reflex.
You should message me if
you've been mute up to this point in your life and it's your only hope to break through. I don't mean that figuratively. I mean that like you couldn't talk and I would be the catalyst to your doing so. Because we could sell that shit to Oprah. Like *snap*/that.