I have two bachelor's degrees from the University of Washington: Business Admin (Accounting) and Biology.
I am not using either degree now. Working in a bookshop is oddly pleasant and relaxing, once you grasp the fineness of its fabric. However, this occupation is unsustainable, since the pay is so meager. Bernie Sanders knows that whereof he speaks.
Also from the UW, I have a certificate in screenwriting. More significantly, I have one finished screenplay under my belt. A Western. It's going to be a great film, if I get serious.
...subtly suggesting you take your business elsewhere if you give any guff to myself or my most favored co-workers.
Glenn Greenwald, Noam Chomsky, Bill Moyers, Charles "El Duderino" Darwin and others.
Cloud Atlas, Heart of Darkness, Moby Dick (parts), the Sea-Wolf, Starship Troopers, The Sun Also Rises, Beowulf and others.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Venture Bros, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Workaholics, Archer, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Home Movies and others.
The Thing (1982), Ravenous, Countess Dracula, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, They Live, The Naked Gun movies, Hot Shots movies, Ronin, Taxi Driver, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore, The Wild Bunch, Clint Eastwood westerns, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Fantasia, Django Unchained, Starship Troopers, Robocop, Naked Lunch, Videodrome, Dead Ringers, District 9, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Full Metal Jacket, AI: Artificial Intelligence, Unbreakable, Looper, Die Hard, films by Woody Allen and others.
Talking Heads, White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Sex Pistols, Gorillaz, Nat King Cole, Sinatra, Armstrong and others.
Please note: Although it's flattering, please don't contact me if you don't live on O'ahu or at least plan on moving here soon. Even if you're just looking to make new friends, please restrain yourself. I prefer making friends with people I can realistically meet in person.