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My self-summary
I am a one-girl heavily tattooed crew of cavalier cooks, a barely contained bundle of kitch, sincerity, and nerves. They call me Trouble for a reason. I start fires for a living, and have feelings as a hobby. I have an evil-sounding name, but am not necessarily evil.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm saving my money until I can go be a cook on a fishing boat or a musher in Alaska. What I want most is to make food for people who care about it, and tell stories to people who need to hear them. I wound up a nomad by circumstance, but I'm at home where people are passionate and sincere.
I’m really good at
getting interested in a zillion little things and mastering none of them. I can't even drive very well. I'm not the greatest at teaching or knitting or drawing or cooking or writing or singing, but I love them, so maybe I'm better than some people. But I'm worse than others.

I never win at Bananagrams, but I do wind up making the longest and most obscure words.
The first things people usually notice about me
The tattoos, inevitably. I mean, that's what they vocalize. I assume the FIRST thing they notice is that I have the usual number of facial orifices and limbs and what have you. But nobody every mentions as an introduction.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, PG Wodehouse, Tamora Pierce, and John LeCarre. Kaoru Mori and Naoki Urusawa. Do you wanna talk about Discworld? I literally always want to talk about Discworld.

Mad Max: Fury Road is my favorite movie probably ever -- ASK ME ABOUT EXPLOSIONS AND FEMINISM. I'm going to have to pit it against Lilo and Stitch to see which one wins. Also Pacific Rim and Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.

I will never not love crime dramas and cartoons most of all. I was raised a Doctor Who fan, but fuck Moffatt. Deadwood is the greatest show in the history of all dramatic cowboy shows. I have the most upsettingly unhinged relationship with Hannibal, because NO YOU CANNOT COOK THAT BEAUTIFUL FOOD, IT IS PEOPLE, STOP STOP STOP IT'S PEOPLE.

I have terrible taste in music. I don't care. I sincerely enjoy everything I listen to. Queen is my favorite band. Amanda Palmer appeals to my emotions. Can we just talk about Missy Elliot? I fucking love Kpop. And surf rock and jock jams and new wave. I will not under any circumstances tolerate reggae.
Six things I could never do without
1) Garbanzo beans, as they are the perfect food
2) A y-peeler, because everything else is crap
3) Colorful tank tops -- a basic essential!
4) near-constant access to Google Maps
5) The belief that people aren't lying
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could start an organic farm before society collapses.

Whether I should do laundry or I can put it off another day.

Where the hell I parked my car.
On a typical Friday night I am
EITHER: At home, in bed, marathoning cartoons, OR: fairly well on my way to heavily intoxicated, having started drinking at approximately 2:30, ranting in turns about the commercialisation of artistic media for public consumption and the best way to make sushi rice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I get really emotional over dogs. Because there are dogs who are sad, and I can't love them. Doesthedogdie.com is the most important website on the entire interblag.

You should message me if
Two or more of the following apply: you eat your pizza crusts, you understand the appeal of "endearingly awkward", you have run out of Adventure Time and need someone to watch Gravity Falls with, you have a kitchen you'll let me make you dinner in, and/or you like sitting in bars playing Bananagrams.

Also, I am not a unicorn. Jazz hands.
The two of us