Wrongspeedy
28 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Zen-hippy-cowboy(and indian)-bohemian-nerd. I don't feel like I belong in any boxes. So I'll just take them all!

My favorite ways I have been described by others include "A real life care-bear" and "Adorable man child". I've been told I am honorable, kind, intelligent, loyal, and funny.

I feel like my sense of humor is my greatest asset. Most of the time I just have a great sense of levity and I feel like I can talk about anything. I can joke about anything, but I am sincere and compassionate enough to recognize when to not joke about something.

I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I don't expect anything from you. So please don't take anything I say too seriously. I am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone or anything!
What I’m doing with my life
Self-employed. Going to school. Making motorcycle noises while I ride my bicycle. Blowing kisses to strangers while on my bicycle. Trying not to take any experience for granted. Reading. Cooking. Doing dishes. Tooling around on my guitars. Racing my go-kart I built. Meditating. Flossin' brushin' but not surely not fussin'
I’m really good at
Lovable buffoonery. Being expressive and energetic. Making people smile. I can be very introspective but I think that most of that gets worked out in meditation.

I speak fluent Muppetish. Mostly the Swedish Chef dialect. And my Animal is... well... Spot on.

I have been told I give really good hugs :3. Like... the best hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
There is a person laughing loudly, oh it's me. My hair. I cut it. It's short. But it still uhhhh stands out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The fact that I consume media as well as food is really irrelevant to who I am as a person. Just my opinion.
The six things I could never do without
I am addicted to coffee. Also, Pooping. I'd hate to imagine what kind explosive death might come about if I stop pooping.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. And probably woefully inadequate at describing you.

Whether or not to shampoo my armpits.
On a typical Friday night I am
Riding my bike, reading, or watching a movie.
You should message me if
You jive (turkey).

Right now I am super busy with school so I don't have a ton of free time. That said if you want to do something relaxing like go for a walk in the park, go on a bike ride, or go out for drinks either alcoholic or non, then fire away. Those kinds of experiences would be a welcome addition to my life.
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