Wrongspeedy
28 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Zen-hippy-cowboy(and indian)-bohemian-nerd. I don't feel like I belong in any boxes. So I'll just take them all!

My favorite ways I have been described by others include "A real life care-bear" and "Adorable man child". I've been told I am honorable, kind, intelligent, loyal, and funny.

I feel like my sense of humor is my greatest asset. Most of the time I just have a great sense of levity and I feel like I can talk about anything. I can joke about anything, but I am sincere and compassionate enough to recognize when to not joke about something.

I would also like to add that I don't need anything from you. I don't expect anything from you. So please don't take anything I say too seriously. I am just a curious playful person. And I don't mean to harm anyone or anything!
What I’m doing with my life
Self-employed. Going to school. Making motorcycle noises while I ride my bicycle. Blowing kisses to strangers while on my bicycle. Trying not to take any experience for granted. Reading. Cooking. Doing dishes. Tooling around on my guitars. Racing my go-kart I built. Meditating. Flossin' brushin' but not surely not fussin'
I’m really good at
Lovable buffoonery. Being expressive and energetic. Making people smile. I can be very introspective but I think that most of that gets worked out in meditation.

I speak fluent Muppetish. Mostly the Swedish Chef dialect. And my Animal is... well... Spot on.

I have been told I give really good hugs :3. Like... the best hugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
There is a person laughing loudly, oh it's me. My hair. I cut it. It's short meow. Why is that grown man wearing an animal onsie in public?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate doing this. I feel like all this stuff is so fluid and transient from moment to moment. I really have a great respect for a lot of different mediums and styles.

B- Dune, Tom Robbins, Watchmen, 1491, Harry Potter, books on spirituality, meditation, and philosophy. Currently reading Arabian Nights, A Year to Live, and a Jiddu Krishnamurti daily reader (I've not missed a single day this year!).

M- Tampopo, The Razor's Edge (the Bill Murray one), Fargo, Patch Adams, Good Morning Vietnam, The Place Beyond the Pines, The Bad Sleep Well, Ikiru, most sci-fi, anything that can make me laugh historically and weep within the same hour is awesome.

S- Don't have cable. Have binged BSG, GoT, Vikings, Boardwalk Empire. 3rd Rock From the Sun seriously influenced me as a child.

M- Old Country, some punk, some metal, classical, classic rock, tribal. Little Dragon, Wardruna, George Harrison, Nujabes, ODESZA, Elliot Smith, Brian Eno, Phillip Glass, Glass Animals, Foals, Man Man, Nirvana, Hank Williams, James Brown, Robert Dylan, m83, Marvin Gaye (if you wanna go on car rides with me and listen to me sing some M.G. with all my heart and soul we will probably get along). I pretty much love everything that makes me want to move joyously, beat my chest, or yell.

F- Cooking a lot for myself lately. Pretty good at cooking a few dishes. I can do recipes but I really love just buying ingredients and seeing what I can do with them, chopped style. Eating out I like to get sushi, pizza, hot pot, pho, food cart food.
The six things I could never do without
I am addicted to coffee. Also, Pooping. I'd hate to imagine what kind explosive death might come about if I stop pooping. The ability to count to 6 and not give a fuck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How this space is woefully inadequate at portraying who I am as a person. And probably woefully inadequate at describing you.

Whether or not I am Buddhist or if I am just an agnostic that practices Buddhism. Both.

Do people really want to be good? Like not inherently good or bad. But in almost every moment do people realize the action or inaction that effects the world around them. And how I can be more cognizant of myself in that respect. Because that's the only thing I can control. My actions.

Whether or not to shampoo my armpits.
On a typical Friday night I am
Riding my bike, reading, or watching a movie.
You should message me if
You jive (turkey).

You frolic.

You meditate.

You want to form a city wide park hide and go seek association.

You are looking for someone to talk to and cuddle with. I need more cuddles in my life.

You treasure small experiences.

You like casual coffee/tea and walks in the park as a first experience meeting someone.

I think this is also a good place to add that I am looking for a partner, but I fully understand that that kind of relationship is one of progress and has to start as something casual. I just want to get out there and break some eggs. I want an equal who is excited to learn things alongside me.

If these things resonated with you or you just want someone to talk to for a bit, please message me!

Either way. Cool runnings!
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