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My self-summary
If you're:
- between 32-44
- reasonably physically fit (can you actually run a mile or two without stopping)
- reasonably cute and not really overweight (we're talking 5-15 lbs, not 35+ lbs)

and willing to:
- jump out of a perfectly good airplane at least once
- try running around the woods playing paintball
- go camping in the great outdoors
- tryout a Crossfit class (sorry, the various aerobics and Zumba classes don't count, they are mere warmups)
- see a few Baltimore Orioles games
- go cruising on the Suzuki Bandit
- see the sites around Northern VA, DC and MD
- hit the shooting range even just to learn to shoot
- assist in my plans for global domination

Then drop me a line
But, if you honestly can't say that you meet those criteria, I wish you the best of luck, but we are probably not a match. Sorry to be blunt, but I need to be candid right up front.

Now ---
According to my friends I’m a true Southern gentleman. Is there still a demand for such a creature today??? But still able to crack a sarcastic joke and laugh at life, along with being pretty down to earth, intelligent and, yes, a nice guy, who has no intention of finishing last. I spent a year cruising around a desert in Iraq dodging bullets and bombs, so nothing much rattles me at this point. Well..... except for when Peyton was traded by the Colts and the lousy nature of Orioles pitching a few seasons ago.

I’m most drawn to similarly down-to-earth lady, with a fun and easy going personality, not really into the whole status scene of the DC area, athletic and in decent shape (Think Donna on "That '70s Show"). She’ll have good communication skills (we’ll be able to just shoot the bull or discuss world shaking events) and a real sense of independence. I’m looking for a best friend AND a lover, someone who will both support me and challenge me! Serious when necessary (less often) and light-hearted whenever possible (most of the time). Mostly, she’ll be someone who wants to grab hold of life, really live it and enjoy it to the hilt.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working on my plans for global domination. And I need a good co-conspirator.
Up for the challenge?
I’m really good at
A good massage; making a mean omelette; keeping a cool head when things go to pot (an advantage of being overseas); working with power tools; playing with little kids and furry animals (still a kid a heart); and pretty solid zombie apocalypse survival skills in such an event
The first things people usually notice about me
Oddly enough, that I look like, and carry myself, like a Marine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Previously I've read World War Z; Theodore Rex; Freakonomics; and Steel My Soldiers' Hearts. Regularly read Popular Mechanics and other magazines

Pretty much any of the James Bond series, and especially the new ones with Daniel Craig. Indiana Jones, etc etc. Yeah the usual "guy movies".

But I will admit that "Ghost" was a good love story.
Six things I could never do without
A good coffee
A good beer
Some good friends
A sense of adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking about how to answer this question.
Okay, bad joke. Forgive me
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find some adventure with some friends if I don't have to work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate spiders
You should message me if
You want to meet the atypical guy. The one that women claim they want to meet.
The two of us