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My self-summary
I was born in Back Meat, Kentucky. But my parents were both in the army so we traveled quite a bit. Because of this, I ended up being homeschooled. But, once I was twelve i decided to set out on my own. After I made the decision to make freedom my bitch, I landed a job on a fishing boat for 4 years. Those years were the roughest years of my life. As we sailed the treacherous icy night waters, the captain, crew, and I would drink moonshine and do our best not to piss our pants in our sleep, for fear the gulls would catch our scent and rip us to pieces in our slumber. With the mornings we would find not just the bodies of crew members frozen to the boat like little frozen meatballs, but an opportunity to make the big bucks.

With my money from my ventures I began working to build the company I own today: Old Navy. GREAT COMMERCIALS.
What I’m doing with my life
Mondays- Ball Pit Orgies
Tuesdays- Ball Pit Orgies
Wednesday- Reading Ayn Rand
Thursday- Ball Pit Orgies
Friday- Ball Pit Orgies
Sat- Ball Pit Orgies
Sunday-Ball Pit Orgies
I’m really good at
Binge Drinking. Binge Eating. Chain Smoking. Chain Gangs. Gang Bangs. Cutting Bangs. Yoga.
The first things people usually notice about me
If i've walked up to them, they usually notice my club foot.
If i'm sitting when they meet me, they notice that I like to rub my club foot on people I meet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.
Movies: Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.
Music: The Soundtrack to Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.
Food: Meat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why did Sonny Bono have to go skiing?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to think about Nancy Reagan spanking me and spanking me and spanking me. Oh you've been a bad girl.
You should message me if
You can tell me your most fucked up dream
The two of us