34Waterloo, Canada
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My self-summary
After answering a majillion questions, my desire to complete this is low... will do later. ;)


I am a practicing telepath, on the run from the MindPolice (or MiPo as nobody calls them). I have a dog, Bowser, who is LORD OF THE KOOPAS, and obese as hell. I work as an office monkey, so I have pretty much peaked professionally. I like drinking things, unless they have bubbles, and I run cats over with vacuums because they are cantankerous things and I am bigger than them. So there. My best friend is Xena - we play Pokemon together.
What I’m doing with my life
As the Chosen, I have been sent to mark souls for damnation or reincarnation as one of the original Power Rangers at my discretion. I have yet to deem anyone worthy of the latter. MAYBE IT COULD BE YOU...? ;)
I’m really good at
Dodging spiders. Entertaining my dog (he finds me captivating!) Filling awkward silence ;D Colouring outside the lines (niche sport, really). Getting lost in swamps, and defeating evil Swamp Lords. Keeping my cowboy hat on while dancing, except when it falls off. Catching them ALL (gotta!). Sword-fighting on a tight-rope; though admittedly I have yet to attempt or practice this - I just feel like I would probably be good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair (it's RED and BLACK now... changes often)
My eyes (just by virtue of having blue eyes, I guess).
Sarcasm/Dry Humour (oh, we find that abrasive? Shoot.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
3 Favourite Books: Daemon series by Daniel Suarez, Divergence series by Tony Ballantyne, Oryx and Crake series by Margaret Atwood (MaddAddam... why?!) ... so many other books, though. 1Q84 makes me angry-bored (a newly discovered emotion for me).
Movies: Independence Day, Deep Impact, Elizabeth. Gratuitous stuff.
Music: Jewel, Alanis, P!nk... angsty ladies, etc. :D
Shows: Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time, Modern Family, Supernatural (trying to catch up.... sooooo many episodes)
Food: Cheesecakes, Spaghetti, Mashed Potatoes
Six things I could never do without
- Wine (Martinis come second, but I don't want to give the impression that I'm an alcoholic, here... just an enthusiast!)
- Humour (Boredom would be the worst way to die)
- Friends & Family (Just don't tell them. Bowser included.)
- Books (When this life gets tedious, jump into another!)
- My bed (Conquently hate mornings)
- Music (Universal Pick-Me-Up)

Bonus #7: Parenthesis (Because I *always* have something more to say).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much easier life would be with super powers. Or how embarrassing it would be if I tripped while walking back to my desk and I accidentally stabbed someone in the eye with my pen. (I usually hold the pen EXTRA tight while I walk now --- JUST IN CASE).
On a typical Friday night I am
Grabbing a drink, and having good conversation! Or fighting ZOMBIES! Or unleashing a HADOUKEN!!!

... unless I'm not, then boo!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You are awesome!!! I don't know what kind of vague thing I was actually supposed to put here... but certainly, non-awesome people need not respond. :3
The two of us