27 Oviedo, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an ISTP and I play too much Overwatch. Also I'm retired and wear suits.
What I’m doing with my life
Building giant fans to cool the earth down while I trade stocks on my phone and slowly accumulate enough zip ties to create a spaceship out of garbage.
I’m really good at
-Making a shitty dating profile.

-Annoying my roommate by continuously playing 'Wanted Dead or Alive' on my 12 string. Update - now its 'Nothing Else Matters'
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently Jesus looked like me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Yes, I read one once.

Movies - The Martian & Mad Max Fury Road. Movies that contain an overwhelming amount of action and problem solving. I cry every time they do that retrograde gravity assist in Armageddon.

Music - Epic guitar solos from the 80s and occasional dead silence.

Food - Steak street tacos, Zinger mountain melt, hawaiian pizza, and burgers with extra sharp cheddar. Also all condiments, vinegar, salad dressings, and sauces except BBQ sauce make my soul die.
The six things I could never do without
E - A challenge
A - Sarcasm
D - NOS Bottle
G - Zip Ties
B - Hair metal
e - Lulz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people waste so much time talking about politics when the capability of any of us to change anything is almost 0%.
On a typical Friday night I am
Breathing, consuming food, and occasionally talking to others.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I laugh every time I read my profile.
You should message me if
You went to jankyshack.com and laughed.