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My self-summary
I have my shit together regardless of how stupid this profile is.

I'm an ISTP and I play too much Overwatch. Also I'm semi-retired and wear suits.

I'm converting a vehicle into a "work of art" while listening to the soundtrack from "The Sims" and I occasionally drink beer and push the white buttons on a piano.
What I’m doing with my life
Building giant fans to cool the earth down while I trade stocks on my phone and slowly accumulate enough zip ties to create a spaceship out of garbage so I can write an article about it on my website in the longest sentences possible without breaking too many rules of the English language.
I’m really good at
-Making a shitty dating profile.

-Annoying my roommate by continuously playing 'Wanted Dead or Alive' on my 12 string. Update - now its 'Nothing Else Matters'. Update #2 - I also played it for a cop on the side of the road.
The first things people usually notice about me
A middle eastern celebrity from 2000 years ago known for making wine, breeding fish and washing feet apparently had a similar appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - TLDR

Movies - The Martian & Mad Max Fury Road. Movies that contain an overwhelming amount of action and problem solving. I cry every time they do that retrograde gravity assist in Armageddon.

Music - Epic guitar solos from the 80s and occasional dead silence.

Food - Steak street tacos, Zinger mountain melt, hawaiian pizza, and burgers with extra sharp cheddar. Also all condiments, vinegar, salad dressings, and sauces except BBQ sauce make my soul die.
Six things I could never do without
e -- A challenge
B -- Sarcasm
G -- My Windows '98 keyboard
D -- Zip Ties
A -- Hair metal
E -- Sex (lets be honest lol)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the hell I'm going to finish this engine swap project I started in my garage so I can drive around the greatest piece of garbage anyone has ever seen.
On a typical Friday night I am
Breathing, consuming food, and occasionally having drunk girls tell me I have autism.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I laugh every time I read my profile.
You should message me if
You went to jankyshack.com and laughed.
The two of us