So about me...I guess I am looking for a partner in crime. If you haven't guessed from my profile pictures, I'm kind of weird. But really, who wants to be normal anyway? I sometimes think that when I'm 85 and look back on my life, what is the story I want to tell? Hopefully it'll be some combination of Indiana Jones and Zombieland. But I find that is the best thing to consider when trying to make big life decisions.
So I have a random array of hobbies. I like exploring creepy abandoned places. I can cook.. I know how to ride a horse, I know Brazilian jujitsu, I have performed stand-up comedy, I can ski on both land and water. I used to play lacrosse in college. I recently took up paintballing. Also, I am a certified scuba diver. Hopefully I'll be able to go wreck diving sometime in the near future. Some hobbies I would like to add in the near or distant future: kite surfing, archery, baja racing, and paragliding. But don't let that fool you. I am more than pretty nerdy.
If you haven't guessed my sense of humor is kind of warped. I am a pretty sarcastic person, but really I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. My life motto is do whatever makes you happy and to hell with what everyone else thinks. And don't feel the need to change who you are because of what other people think of you.....unless you happen to be Adolf Hitler. That last part is an important detail. I like to take life as it comes at me, and I really don't like being bored. I am the kind of person who wants to see and do everything. I want to base jump off cliffs, dive the Great Barrier Reef (though unfortunately it might not exist in a few years), trudge through a rain forest with nothing but a backpack and a machete, scale mountains, and wander foreign cities at odd hours of the night with no idea where the hell I am. Guess I need to leave some mystery behind me so I guess I'll end this...........now.
Movies: Star Wars (The prequels do not exist in my world), Indiana Jones (the THREE movies), Nolan's Batman Trilogy pretty much any zombie movie, Tarantino films, Inception, Scott Pilgrim, anything made by Guy Ritchie, and, of course, who could leave out Tommy Wiseau's magnum opus: The Room.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Burn Notice, Community, The Wire, Boardwalk Empire, Archer, Game of Thrones, Arrow, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Firefly, Babylon 5, Farscape, Stargate (Yeah, So I like sci-fi).
Music: I've got a random assortment spanning many genres on my computer. I've been desperately trying to broaden my music selections after I realized I listen to the same stuff over and over again. Most recently I've been listening to Muse, the Killers, the Strokes. I have really horrible taste in music, so I don't judge anyone based on what they listen to.
Food: Pizza and any pizza related product
2. My eyes. Yeah life would probably suck without those.
3. Being absurd
5. High speed internet
6. My sanity....oh wait....never mind
If you are the exact opposite of whatever the hell "down to earth" means,
If you think jumping out of an airplane or diving off some cliffs constitutes a romantic evening.
If you understand the merits of having your own zombie plan
If you'd be up for doing any of these
If you do not have/want children (I am sorry but I am in no position in my life right now to be able to handle children or even consider having them in the near future.)
Also typing more than "Hi" or "How are you?" helps.