26 Springdale, United States
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My self-summary
I know the likelihood of me meeting anyone on here is really small, but I'm still gonna keep trying I guess. Kind of broken right now, which is a really stupid intro line, but it is what it is. Right now, I'm just looking for new friends, maybe eventually evolving into a serious relationship. And I will go ahead and say it, even though it's not really a manly thing to say, but I want to feel like I'm special to someone. (I'll go ahead and note that I'm not a super manly guy.) I really do care about my partners, and I just want to be treated the same way.

You may or may not ask yourself, what does this guy do for fun? Well calm yourselves and I'll tell you!

I do manly stuff. Chopping wood in the middle of the forest shirtless, covered in blood. Yeah. Manly stuff.

And by manly stuff, I actually mean being a huge nerd. I play League of Legends, Magic the Gathering, and love pretty much anything horror related. I really like watching new horror movies on netflix, and do my best in playing through horror survival games. I really enjoy cuddling up on a couch and watching a movie. Manliness.

And might as well throw my baggage out there:

- I participate in nerdy activities
- I live in a shitty house with my dad
- I work full-time at Target
- I'm basically a child at heart
- I have low self-esteem

I'm doing my best to be completely honest up front. I'm sure my summary kind of makes me sound super depressing, but I'm really a nice guy. I make a lot of stupid jokes and I'm really weird. My life isn't in a great place right now and I certainly don't have everything figured out, but I do my best to make the most out of it. And it would be really nice to have someone by my side. So, if you haven't got completely turned off by my self-summary, send me a message :)
What I’m doing with my life
Full-time at target right now.
I’m really good at
Seducing people with my awkwardness. Or making them sprint away with my awkwardness. Either one. Basically splitting hairs there.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get compliments on my eyes sometimes. Haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Horns, Heart-Shaped Box, Dark Places. Usually horror/thriller books.

Movies: Dread, The Uninvited, Dead Silence, The Others, Paranormal Activity, Grave Encounters, I Spit on Your Grave, Sexdrive, Eurotrip, The New Guy. I typically stick to comedy and horror movies. Always up for talking about movies!

Shows: Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men, Hemlock Grove, Bates Motel

Music: Dillinger Escape Plan, JJ Demon, Attila, In The Eyes of a Mistress, Dr. Acula, VersaEmerge, Tech N9ne, Snow Tha Product, The Crimson Armada, Circa Survive, T.I., D.R.U.G.S, August Burns Red, Brokencyde, Dot Dot Curve, Millionaires, Motionless in White, Oh, Sleeper, Pierce the Veil, Protest the Hero, Architects, Stick to Your Guns, Suicide Silence, Terror, Upon a Burning Body, Winds of Plague, Within Temptation.

Just as a small list of what I listen to. I love people with a good taste in music. I tend to listen to a lot of hardcore bands, but I listen to stuff varying on my mood.
The six things I could never do without
- Hugs
- Netflix
- Music
- Internet
- Uhhhh
- Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nothing in particular. A lot of pointless stuff though.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working. But if not, finding some way to make sure I'm labeled as a nerd.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't swallow pills.
You should message me if
- If you're looking for a new friend, or someone to talk to.
- You made it through my entire probably and weren't completely revolted.
- You like to contribute in a conversation. (I'm really bad with small talk.)
- You like quiet nights inside, cuddled up to someone watching a movie.
- You partake in the nerdy activities as well.