Lists: Not to complete, but to let me know I'll never run out of things to do.
Coffee: When a blizzard took out my power for three days, I was all right with using a sleeping bag in my 38-degree house, but I wasn't having the no-coffee situation. I've got a French press now, no worries!
Bicycle: So I don't have to have bad days at work, just sometimes there's a mean "hill" midway through my weekday rides.
Unstructured time: To offset my list-mania.
Travel: I'm taking on wilderness expeditions while I'm single; if you're into that, that's cool, but I wouldn't mind a relaxing vacation now and then too!
What is up with all the ombre hair out there. Y'all look like the cat that gets chased by Pepe le Pew. Eh, I'm bald, who am I to talk.. Ça ne me dérange pas, my little peanut of brittle, you are zee corned beef to my cabbage, no?
You are an avant garde "body as paintbrush" artist in need of studio space.
You can rock the whole pixie haircut / chainmail necklace / yellow minidress over Budweiser bikini / kneesocks and rollerskates look.