I like to go out to little dive bars, spend time with my friends drinking beer or fucking off, and lazing around on Sundays watching movies. I have ink and plan on getting much more. I have a great job that is a big priority to me and I work hard for my company. Blah, blah, blah...
I am witty, smartass, and straight-forward
Hanging out with friends.
Trying not to murder people who don't use turn signals.
Inventing new words...like "refrige-a-grazing" and "ferret chariot"
Waiting (impatiently) for True Blood to return.
Plotting the death of Belinda Carlisle...I'm thinking Cholera.
Trying to take over the world.
Working on a way to eradicate mushrooms & onions.
Having almost no skill at anything that requires dexterity. I am fumbly and clumsy.
Singing loudly...not well, but loud and with enthusiasm!
Golden Eye on N64. I'll seriously kill you with grenade launchers in the temple, biatch! Yes, I have a better game system but the games of my young adulthood are always my faves.
Movies - Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Dazed and Confused, Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead, Wristcutters, High Fidelity, Big Trouble in Little China, The Professional, Vibes, Amelie, Soapdish, 200 Cigarettes, Billy Elliot, Four Rooms, PCU, Gross Pointe Blank, Rocky Horror, The Prophecy, My Chauffer, Monty Python ANYTHING, anything that makes me laugh, really.
Music - I absolutely cannot live without MUSIC! My faves are Placebo, The Police, Bowie, Iggy Pop, Duran Duran, Tool, Depeche Mode, The Strokes, The Cure, Flaming Lips, Antony & the Johnsons, Beatles, Bjork, Echo and The Bunnymen, Talking Heads, and a helping of anything 80's new wave.**Recently discovered Phoenix, Gossip and Big Pink!!**
Foods - Cheeseburgers are evil and I cannot turn away from the darkside. Mushrooms can go straight to hell. They can take onions with them.
***WARNING: If you are remotely homophobic/racist we will NOT get along. Sorry, this is Oklahoma so sometimes you just gotta, ya know, throw that on out there.***