I pretend I'm tough because I ride a motorcycle.
I scream at the TV when I lose a video game because that shit obviously wasn't my fault.
I have my bachelor's degree in biology and sometimes when I'm drunk I wear a lab coat while referring to my cat as my lab assistant, Dr. Schrödy.
I like not murdering people I meet on OkCupid.
An untraceable getaway vehicle
Pumpkin spice lattes
I'm also kind of a fan of Lady Gaga... I can't help it.