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My self-summary
I don't even really know anymore.

I just want everybody to be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Comedy's been a big part of my life for about a decade. Sketch comedy is the biggest part of it, but stand-up and improv are a thing too, as well as festival production. Bringing people together and putting on live comedy shows is my favorite thing. When I'm not tending to that fire, I'm generally lazy as fuck, or paying the bills with this great retail pet store job I landed with my film & video production bachelors degree.
I’m really good at
Taking it too far and making it weird.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm wearing an ill-fitting sailor's outfit and chasing a duck around while screaming obscenities and falling over into a puddle while the duck gets away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Everything by Cormac McCarthy. I also love cosmic horror and military history. Right now my relationship with A Song Of Ice And Fire is unhealthy and obsessive.

Podcasts/Radio - Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, Maximum Fun, Cabin Pressure, Blue Jam, The Joe Frank Radio Hour.

Movies - A Thousand Clowns, Antichrist, Observe And Report, and Crank are some favorites.

TV Shows - Too much. MST3K, Kids in The Hall, The State, Strangers With Candy, Always Sunny and The Trailerpark Boys are old favorites. Also cartoons are very important to me. Rick and Morty, Bobs Burgers, Flapjack, Adventure Time, Home Movies, you know, the good stuff.

Music - Stoner/Psych/Doom/Punk are my bread and butter. I am crazy about Electric Wizard. If you have even heard of The Flower Travellin' Band, US Christmas, or Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats, we are already best friends.

Food - I'll pretty much eat anything except mammals cause that feels like routing against the home team.
Six things I could never do without
Comedy, rock n' roll, marijuana, cold winds off the water, good friends, and a project to be working on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, comedy, and my own dumb self.
On a typical Friday night I am
Anxious or dangerous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I totally wimped out on messaging you when I visited your profile, didn't I?
You should message me if
You are angry and smart.

You like to get high and watch cartoons.

You're a socialist/feminist/pacifist/environmentalist, or in other words, not an asshole.
The two of us