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My self-summary
Young man Peter Parker (Jason Johnson) growing up in Queens, NY (West Palm Beach, FL) is bitten by a radioactive spider (stuck in a dead end job). Decides to resort to fighting crime (getting the fuck out of said location and job) after criminal murders his Uncle (blank) and relocates to New York, NY (Brooklyn, NY).

Lurk away: @realjasonjohnson
What I’m doing with my life
Editing bad reality television, and not hating doing it.
I’m really good at
Buying more houseplants than I can fit in my apartment. Being extremely early to see a movie. Rallying everyone to move to the next bar. Carrying large items on the subway and managing not to make it into Gothamist.
The first things people usually notice about me
One day the janitor at my work told me that he liked my shirt. He then followed it up by saying "Don't take it off around me." So they probably notice that I have a creepy janitor.

Update: Tech guy at work complimented me on my water bottle the other day. Still got it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, musician and comedian biographies. Always open to suggestions.

Movies: Nolan, Tarantino, Lumet, and Cohen brothers plz. Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Shows: Let’s talk Game of Thrones. Also, Broad City, Mad Men, Daredevil/Jessica Jones, Simpsons and all the other shows everyone else likes.

Music: Dinosaur Jr, Twin Shadow, Haim, The Melvins. I played drums in bands for years, but not so much these days. Also, I became a Belieber last year and I am in no way ashamed to admit this (the jury is still out on him as a human being, though).
The six things I could never do without
1. Earth
2. Wind
3. Water
4. Fire
5. Heart
6. Your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baby dinosaurs; Game of Thrones theories; The upcoming election and the possible apocalypse it will bring; X-men: Apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Can we dance? CAN WE DANCE?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I answered this in my user name.

Also, I have a houseplant addiction.
You should message me if
You’re overall a generally happy person and content where your life is.

Living in Williamsburg, Bushwick/Ridgewood, Greenpoint, or Bed-Stuy is definitely a plus. Let's be geographically logical here (sorry Hoboken and Astoria!).

You want to. Sending the first message is always tough, a simple “Hi” or “Hey” will suffice.

Also, if you think this is the best scene from any movie, ever: