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My self-summary
Oh hello, thanks for stopping by.
A little bit about myself:
- If you didn't notice my name is Chris
- Born and bred in NJ.
- Irish descent.
- I have a great sense of humor.
- I belong to a cult. You probably heard of it before it is called Crossfit.
- I like to travel when I can afford it. I've been to Ireland, Scotland, and Mexico.
- I enjoy watching sports. Big Yankees and Devils fan.
- Love going out and having fun.
- Love stand up comedy and seen many performers.

I've been told not to brag on here but here is a list of some of my accomplishment:
- I've found Waldo in every picture in Where's Waldo.
- I was a hall monitor in 6th grade
- I forgot about dre on numerous occastions.
- I settled Catan
- I crossed the alps with elephants.
- I got Jumanji.
- Coached the 1988 Jamaician bobsleigh team.
- Recorded and produced my own solo album.
- I can lick my elbow.
- In the Guinness World Record holder for most consecutive jumps on a po-go stick.
- Time Person of the Year in 2006.
- Successfully cloned dinosaurs by extracting their DNA from mosquitoes that had been preserved in amber.
- Only attendee at Neil Degrasse Tyson's 2011 time travels party.
- Model for Michelangelo's David.
- Special council to Obama.
What I’m doing with my life
Working to get a job in law enforcement
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Being sarcastic.
I think I'm a pretty good cook.
Useless trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm human.
I've been told I have nice eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Accidental Billionares, The Long Walk, The Walking Dead, How The Irish Saved Civilization.

Movies: Good Will Hunting, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, Back to the Future, Super Troopers, Beerfest Old School, James Bond movies, 40 Year Old Virgin, Idiocracy, The Goonies, The Departed, Goodfellas, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, Stand By Me, The Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, In Bruges, Snatch, 21 Jump Street,

Shows: Game of Thrones, The Wire, Scrubs, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Top Gear, House of Cards, Sons of Anarchy, The Simpsons, Doctor Who, Archer, It's Always Sunny, The Office, Downton Abbey, Justified, Boardwalk Empire, Peep Show, The Office, Parks and Rec, Community, How I Met Your Mother, Psych, The Inbetweeners, The League, Workaholics, Sons of Anarchy, Bob's Burgers, Louie, Arrested Development, Adventure Time.

Music: The Beatles, Oasis, Green Day, Weezer, Pink Floyd, Muse, Two Door Cinema Club, Foster the People, Arctic Monkey, Radiohead, RHCP, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Coldplay, Eminem, Flogging Molly, Empire of the Sun, Foo Fighters, Imagine Dragons, Third Eye Blind, The Killers, Childish Gambino, Kanye West, Vampire Weekend, The Black Keys

Food: Italian, Chinese, Halal, burgers, steak, potatoes, ice cream
The six things I could never do without
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Humor
4. Delicious food
5. Internet
6. Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-If I have ever eaten a egg that has come from a chicken that I has also eaten?
-How Ben & Jerry come up with all these ice cream flavors and which one to try next?
- Puppies.
- What would to be like to have a cool super power?
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't like staying home on a friday night but sometimes it is welcomed. I try to go out and hang with my friends at a bar or something like that. If I don't go out I usually watch movies or play a game. During the summer at tend to go down the shore to my family's house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I enjoy the music of Taylor Swift. Her music really speaks to me.
You should message me if
If you have a good sense of humor and a nice smile.
You wanna lay your corny pick up line on me.
If you like me. Why not just go ahead a message me? Don't be scared I don't bite... that hard.