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My self-summary
There was a time when my profile was nothing but sarcasm and jokes. I'm now thinking making things serious was a terrible mistake.

To tell about me though. I've lived in a few countries in my time. Here, Australia, and Israel. I've loved them all in a way. Hopefully I'll get to move around some more in my time.

I'm a language and history nut, and I will go on and on about both topics if not stopped. And like with werewolves, a silver bullet may at times be necessary.

Πω πω, θα είναι εγγράμματοι.
What I’m doing with my life
I do a lot of things. But for the sake of science let us term these things as "Stuff". I enjoy doing stuff.

For a living I'm a barista/bartender at a bookstore over in Bishop. It pays the bills.

I've recently started making Bows and Arrows to sell down at Renfaires. I go to two a year, and have worked various staff jobs at them (Maintenance guy, bartender, etc) but this will be my first year vending and that makes me excited. I put this here to let you know exactly how nerdy I can be.

I’m really good at
Conversation, driving, smoking, breathing, etc. A lot of common things. This makes me a well rounded individual.

But seriously. I'm a pretty decent writer (as long as I'm not writing about myself.), and I'm a great story teller. I also like to think I can dance, but I might be wrong.

الأنشطة، مرة أخرى.
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard? The amount of noise I make? Fire?

שאני בעל-חדד,אנוכי מביא את הגשם... ועוגיות.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite book.. That one is pretty much impossible to answer. I will say this, books make up atleast two thirds of things I own. I read a lot. But to throw random stuff out there. Anathem, Dune, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, The Innocents Abroad. Really anything written by Chabon, Herbert, Stephenson, or Twain is pure fucking gold in my book.

Favourite films: The Forbidden Zone, Shock Treatment, Titus, Crna mačka beli mačor, Wild Zero, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Favourite shows: Nova, Frontline, Dr. Who, Archer, and I got Game of Thrones a few weeks ago to see what all the hype was about.

Favourite music: Here's my Last.fm account. But to wit; Geoff Berner, Whale, Peaches, Sneaker Pimps, Man Man, El-Creepo, The Bastard Fairies, Charming Hostess, Dufus, Mother Mother, The Left Rights... etc

Favourite Food: Food that fits in my mouth. Especially if aforementioned conveniently sized food is Greek or Arab cuisine.
Six things I could never do without
1. Weird people & weird places; they keep the world interesting.

2. Books. I'm an avid reader, and a great book always trumps tele or films.

3. Reddit... I'll be honest

4. Travel. I love, love, love getting out and exploring. I am always down for at least a road-trip.

5. Bars & Cafés. Both places are great for meeting new people, and I love meeting new people.

6. My friends. Without those bastards everything else would be one dull slog, really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Eh... Lots of things, it's a rather odd mix up there... Typically History, Politics, Religions, Feminism, etc... Although when I'm really groggy in the morning my brain will question such things as the existence of Swedish people (Perhaps they're failed Norwegians?).

Also, I spend a lot of time researching very very obscure things, like Black Popes, the Isiac Stone, and the source material used by Conspiracy theorists. (You run into a lot of weird, insipid, and yet hilarious things that way)

.השודים. מזון. נשים. איפה הבשר
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out with friends. Usually at a party, or a bar. Sometimes I go clubbing, but that's rare.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried when Chris Farley died

I really have nothing that I hold as "private" though. Seriously, I dare someone to find a question I won't answer openly and honestly.
You should message me if
You think turtles are fucking adorable.
You've ever eaten an elephant or danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Also, if you died in an interesting way I would like to hear about it from you, as you are a first hand source...
Or if you know who J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is.
Or if you just plain want to. Whatever.
את רוצה לדבר איתי
The two of us