- Finding the humor in any situation
- Useless trivia
music - punk, old school rap, pop
food - I love food and eat everything. Well that's not entirely true, I do have a longstanding grudge with asparagus
Bob Costas's crappy color commentary at every major sporting event
A benevolent army of grandmas chatting up strangers looking for dates for their granddaughters
Evolutionary changes that lead to the opposable digit we call thumb
The ability to use big words while making small talk
Do 2nd generation clowns ever think "geez I've got some big shoes to fill" when they enter the family business?
I'd like to get a cat and name him Meow Zedong just for the joke.
My ex told me that she loved my monster cock, it took me over a week to realize that she was talking about my pet zombie rooster.
Do mimes make good silent partners?
Okay, just message me if you want to go on a Pokemon Go date. You shall be mine Charmander!!