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My self-summary
This nakedly honest profile makes me look way more miserable than I really am.

My best friend told me: "write something upbeat that shows you actually have a interest in not being dead."

I must say that I love life and it's strangeness and that I know how to make myself happy (dogs, the ocean, books, a rain, 27 pieces of sushi).
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping, eating and drinking more than I need to. Writing a novel.
That's factual information, If the question was supposed to be more profound then I have no idea what the fuck I am doing with my life -and I wouldn't trust anyone that claims to have it all figured out-. But I'm certainly enjoying it.
I’m really good at
-Getting people to do what I want.

-Seeing everything I'm doing wrong and being lazy to change it.

-Being lazy.


-Google searching.

The first things people usually notice about me
What is this question supposed to mean?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The same applies to all of the categories above:
Depressing with smart sensitive depressing insights about the irremediable of life or very upbeat hopefully and stupidly romantic with geeky/funny insights about the irremediable of life.

In case you're wondering how that applies to food -the first option would be like an egg-potato salad without potatoes-
Six things I could never do without

I think I get by without pretty much everything I once thought I couldn't do without. But I wouldn't like to be remembered as the girl who "got by". Rather get bi. But that's not on my plans yet. I'm not that desperate. I think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"What the fuck are you thinking about stop it"
On a typical Friday night I am
eating peanut-butter Jelly sandwiches, drinking whiskey and writing until 5/6am.

I like going out, just not on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pee in the kitchen sink when my roommate takes too long in the bathroom.
You should message me if
-You didn't include a picture of your naked chest in your profile pics.

-You believe that the love of your life would never have an online dating profile yet you also believed that you would never have an online dating profile. You also believed that Santa existed and when you found out that it didn't you told all your friends that Aliens don't exist, that they are our parents. But you do believe in aliens now.
The two of us