I love snowboarding, camping, white water rafting, crossfit, poker, and seeing live music or comedy.
I recently decided I need to get in better shape, so I've begun eating healthier and started doing crossfit a little while ago. While this has been one of the better decisions I've made in a while, I still like to get my drink on and eat like Adam Richman when the time calls for it.
I really want to adopt a retired greyhound. (The racing dogs, not an old bus. Although...)
Fahrenheit 451, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: a Cautionary Tale, How to Be a Graphic Designer Without Losing Your Soul.
Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Rounders, The Matrix, Closer, Inception, The Departed, American History-X, Inglorious Basterds, Jackass, Blackhawk Down, The Dark Knight, Troy, 300, Kill Bill, I Love You Man, Dodgeball, Big Daddy, Burn After Reading, Drive, and any well done documentary.
Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Tool, How to Destroy Angels, Massive Attack, Alice in Chains, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, In Flames, Bassnectar, Odesza, Purity Ring, Daft Punk, Benny Benassi, PANTyRAiD, Deadmau5, The Glitch Mob, The Prodigy, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Westside Connection, Eminem, NWA, Notorious BIG, Nate Dogg, Nas, Lupe Fiasco, Florence + the Machine, Lana Del Rey, The Naked and Famous, The Ventures, Dion and the Belmonts, Otis Redding, Chuck Berry...
Jim Norton, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, Patton Oswalt, Tom Segura, Patrice O'Neil George Carlin...
-Barbells & Bumper Plates
-Winning a WSOP bracelet.
-How the fuck Nicolas Cage still gets work.
-The fact that everyone named Darrel was a baby at some point. Little baby Darrel.
-Why I don't use Helvetica more often.
-How much of a boss Dick Cheney is to be able to shoot a man IN THE FACE, only for said man to get on national television and apologize for having gotten shot in the face. Straight. Gangster.
r/ChildrenFallingDown - you can thank me later.
-You enjoy very cerebral humor right along side watching Johnny Knoxville fall down a flight of stairs.
-You appreciate a long winded, but vivid story.
-You are fitness minded or enjoy being active.
-You enjoy getting lost in conversation. This is a huge one. There are few bigger turn-ons for me than a skilled conversationalist.
-You want to hit up one of our many fine local microbreweries.
-You've ever lit a couch on fire because you were cold.