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My self-summary
One day Dean woke up and realized all his friends had been covertly kidnapped by "spouses." This shone a harsh light on Dean's quest for love.

Undermanned, in search of his own kidnapper, Dean set out on his quest with high hopes!

...Dean has discovered that online dating eats high hopes for breakfast.
What I’m doing with my life
I've never married, have no kids, and my mom's a little pissed.

I seek:
* to travel to far-off places.
* to maximize living in the moment.
* to create, to embrace self-expression through art.
* delicious libations paired with amazing conversations.
* a life-long adventure partner to passionately make out with and be unabashedly silly with.

I feel there's just not enough time in a day to learn all the things that I want to know, create all the things I want to make, and do all the things that I want to do. I am passionately curious.

I also have the memory of a concussed goldfish. It's totally endearing.

I'm a freelance web and graphic designer bossing myself around at my own design company. I'm also moonlighting as an art director at a startup.

For almost a decade I've challenged myself with a single year-long project in order to pretentiously brag about for years after.

I'm also:
* Planning my exploration of the planet.
* Mountain biking and snowboarding.
* Writing essays on various subjects.
* Hosting an Art Day once a month.
* Volunteering where I'm needed.
* Pumping the iron at the gym.
* Rolling twenty-sided dice.
* Memorizing Wikipedia.
I’m really good at
I make a mean Old Fashioned.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like listing things with asterisks. You'll see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Recent Film: Captain Fantastic (2016)
Recent TV Show: Rick and Morty
Recent Book: Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
Recent Music: David Bowie

If you're really interested in ALL my favorites (and asterisks) click below.
Six things I could never do without
* New experiences
* Conversation with stimulating people
* Inspiration
* Freedom of expression
* Books I haven't read
* Breakfast foods
* Ability to count
* Arbitrary lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I dig chats about film, science, literature, philosophy, politics, religion, and the such. But small talk drives me bonkers. Sports talk will put me to sleep.

* Food
* Dinosaurs
* Quicksand
* Web design
* Outer space
* My next art project
* Personal global impact
* The inner workings of the human mind
* Explaining my answers to clarify poorly stated questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
* Hanggin' with friends
* Fullerton's monthly art walk
* Cuddling with my couch
You should message me if
I'm looking for that super rare person who:
* Loves having fun
* Loves to laugh
* Enjoys trying new things.

Or you're someone who wants to go on ≡the craziest OkCupid date ever≡ .


This is a delicate dance, please do not wait for me to stumble upon your amazingness. Be daring, shoot me a message or simply a hello and I will find you amongst this chaos.

Not to mention whenever I log in and my message icon is pink ≡this is my reaction≡.
The two of us