Oh yeah, I've got a great sense of humor, 'cos if you can't laugh at life...well, the alternative really sucks. And I know it's difficult to meet people - or else none of us would be here. So when you read the profile - think stand up comedy, but with a big loving heart (yes, I'm a softie).
I'm a scientist. You know, like one of those guys that used to get beat up for their lunch money and stuffed into a locker in high school? But I'm not bitter...(they only stole my chocolate milk money)...and I don't wear the pocket protector anymore....only on special days...like Einstein's birthday. I'm lying about that, I have no idea when Einstein was born. And - as we all know - pocket protectors are for engineers ;-) I work in the biotherapeutic and vaccine industry which......um, I can feel your eyes glazing already while reading this part. Summary: Happy-go-lucky nerdy-smart guy who has funny sarcastic wit and multiple degrees in science (with added bonus of 'potty-trained' and 'shots').
I hate writing about myself so I'll make it short and sweet: I'm a super nice guy, got the whole secure job thing (that seems a worrisome part to most of ladies profiles that I read), and -more importantly- I've got my head on straight (the voices in my head say I'm getting MUCH better <- that's a joke!! Please no more psychologists online! I don't hear voices. My mind is deviously fun - so beware!). I'm a true Southern gentleman from the Appalachian Mountain region in southern Virginia, so please no Deliverance jokes: Banjos and Dulcimers are sacred instruments of the Mountain Folk/Hill People. Don't worry - I don't have the biscuit-eatin' hic accent - it just means that I say, 'Please', 'Thank You', and I open doors for ladies - something that seems to missing from my California counterparts (lol!).
I am denuded, gut-funny, and pet safe....
I love carpentry and have a power tool collection that would make Tim the Tool Man salivate. Some examples of my work can be seen in the photos, but I love to remodel and build/refinish things.
I'm also good at making people laugh at me or at life's nuances. Can you believe that I'm STILL not taken?!!
Neither can I :'-)
Don't worry, I've never been arrested or put in jail (don't even have a parking ticket), BUT I have heard that what doesn't kill you in jail, will protect you for two cartons of Kools......(that's more humor - and probably really good advice if you find yourself in that particular situation.....)
I watched "The Notebook" and it got to me. Everyone needs someone to love and to love them back - even though the ups and downs. And that's about as deep as I'll get on the Internet.
And for those that keep asking, it's not that I hate kids (I don't), I'm just past the age of having kiddos. Nobody wants to be playing ball when they are 60 - waiting for that hip to blow out. So I don't mind if you have kids - I just never got married or had any of my own. What can I say? I stayed home and studied!!