I have a corgi named Napoleon and no he can't go on solo dates. He's 9, you heathens.
Guitar (my favorite guitar)
An in-apartment washer/dryer and dishwasher (I'm weak)
A fan to sleep with (a mechanical fan, not a member of my ever-growing fanbase)
Movies/books/shows that remind me to be a better person.
An after-work nap.
Also, other things. Like, is platypi or platypuses more fun to say?
Or if you're also hyper-sensitive to cliché usage and appreciate humor that builds from that.
Or you like me solely for my looks...I honestly think those are the healthiest relationships. (*actually not complete sarcasm)
Or if you just think I'm kind of cool.