30 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I try not to take myself too seriously...but I also try not to take "not taking myself too seriously" too seriously.

I have a corgi named Napoleon and I live in his shadow.
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for a serious relationship with someone prettier than myself. And I mean literally serious, you crack a smirk and it's over, baby.

Working on a personal project until I have to get another job. I'm a full stack dev/CTO-ish type person if you're curious.
I’m really good at
Things I'm really not good at:
- Bowling
- Settlers of Catan
- major keys
- squats (flat footed, yo)
The first things people usually notice about me
That I typically don't give a fuck about first impressions (metahumor).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(redacted, because holy hell where have all the ice breakers gone)
The six things I could never do without
I hate this question so much I can't even think of a humorous way to express my disdain (though I did think of a decent synonym for hatred)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell we're going to do about AI. Like, what happens when humans become the inferior species to robots?

Also, other things. Like, is platypi or platypuses more fun to say? (It's obviously platypi, that was just an example)
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm bored...not on Fridays, necessarily, but by this question. I do things sometimes.
You should message me if
Message me if you're awesome. And not that "Oh, I'm major awesome" with fake bravado kind of awesome (though that is appreciated friend-wise), but the real-deal, "I'm a considerate person with well-developed philosophical notions and a great need to express both my intellect and emotions" kind of awesome.

Or if you're also hyper-sensitive to cliché usage and appreciate humor that builds from that.

Or you like me solely for my looks...I honestly think those are the healthiest relationships. (*actually not complete sarcasm)

Or if you just think I'm kind of cool.