ZCS5287
30 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I try not to take myself too seriously...but I also try not to take "not taking myself too seriously" too seriously.

I have a corgi named Napoleon and I live in his shadow.
What I’m doing with my life
Personal:
Working on my diet while trying to keep my exercise habits up. Looking for a relationship with someone kinder and prettier than myself.

Professional:
Working on a personal project until I have to get another job. I'm a full stack dev/CTO-ish type person if you're curious.
I’m really good at
Being a reluctant leader.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not very good at polite small talk. If I don't care how your day is going I usually don't ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll give you one of each, but don't hold it to me that the are my absolute favorites: Ready Player One, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Psych, Led Zeppelin, ribs (southern BBQ style).
The six things I could never do without
Napoleon (my dog)
Guitar (my favorite guitar)
An in-apartment washer/dryer and dishwasher (I'm weak)
A fan to sleep with (a mechanical fan, not a member of my ever-growing fanbase)
Movies/books/shows that remind me to be a better person.
A gym membership
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell we're going to do about AI. Like, what happens when humans become the inferior species to robots?

Also, other things. Like, is platypi or platypuses more fun to say?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm bored...not on Fridays, necessarily, but by this question. I do things sometimes.
You should message me if
Message me if you're awesome. And not that "Oh, I'm major awesome" with fake bravado kind of awesome (though that is appreciated friend-wise), but the real-deal, "I'm a considerate person with well-developed philosophical notions and a great need to express both my intellect and emotions" kind of awesome.

Or if you're also hyper-sensitive to cliché usage and appreciate humor that builds from that.

Or you like me solely for my looks...I honestly think those are the healthiest relationships. (*actually not complete sarcasm)

Or if you just think I'm kind of cool.
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