I have a corgi named Napoleon and I live in his shadow.
Looking for a serious relationship with someone prettier than myself. And I mean literally serious, you crack a smirk and it's over, baby.
Working on a personal project until I have to get another job. I'm a full stack dev/CTO-ish type person if you're curious.
- Settlers of Catan
- major keys
- squats (flat footed, yo)
Also, other things. Like, is platypi or platypuses more fun to say? (It's obviously platypi, that was just an example)
Or if you're also hyper-sensitive to cliché usage and appreciate humor that builds from that.
Or you like me solely for my looks...I honestly think those are the healthiest relationships. (*actually not complete sarcasm)
Or if you just think I'm kind of cool.