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My self-summary
I try not to take myself too seriously...but I also try not to take "not taking myself too seriously" too seriously.

I have a corgi named Napoleon and no he can't go on solo dates. He's 9, you heathens.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking calculated risks.
I’m really good at
Being a reluctant leader.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not good at small talk. Because I hate it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll give you one of each, but don't hold it to me that these are my absolute favorites: Ready Player One, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Psych, Led Zeppelin, ribs (southern BBQ style).
Six things I could never do without
Napoleon (my dog)
Guitar (my favorite guitar)
An in-apartment washer/dryer and dishwasher (I'm weak)
A fan to sleep with (a mechanical fan, not a member of my ever-growing fanbase)
Movies/books/shows that remind me to be a better person.
An after-work nap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell we're going to do about AI. Like, what happens when humans become the inferior species to robots?

Also, other things. Like, is platypi or platypuses more fun to say?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm bored...not on Fridays, necessarily, but by this question. I do things sometimes.
You should message me if
Message me if you're awesome. And not that "Oh, I'm major awesome" with fake bravado kind of awesome (though that is appreciated friend-wise), but the real-deal, "I'm a considerate person with well-developed philosophical notions and a great need to express both my intellect and emotions" kind of awesome.

Or if you're also hyper-sensitive to cliché usage and appreciate humor that builds from that.

Or you like me solely for my looks...I honestly think those are the healthiest relationships. (*actually not complete sarcasm)

Or if you just think I'm kind of cool.
The two of us