27 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a pretty intense (i.e not "laid back".. It seems everyone on here is "laid back"... I'm calling bullshit), athletic, extroverted, nerd. I'm most comfortable at the gym, the bar/ club, and the bookstore. I'm looking for the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly, I'm really fucking smart, with a lot of interests, so I'm trying to figure this out. I'm thinking lobbyist... Or I'm told a stand-up comedian. Personally, I don't think comedians make enough money.

However, after a long day at the office (yes, I have a real "big-boy" job), I curl into a nice scotch, or perhaps a cheap box wine, while catching up on my reading, or the latest season or Archer/ Always Sunny/ Adventure Time. When the weekend comes I'm ready to party hard. But, let's be real, just because it's a Tuesday doesn't mean I won't close down a bar.
I’m really good at
*insert sexual innuendo*

I'm good at pairing the perfect wine with dinner, the best cigar with the scotch, and the best suit for the affair.
The first things people usually notice about me
Chances are, when I walk into a room, I'm taller, more attractive, and better dressed than anyone else. It's hard not to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The World is Flat
The Lucifer Effect
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
Really, anything having to do with Finance, Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Body Language, History, or Personal Growth

Wall Street
The Hangover
Forrest Gump
Several romantic comedies

I don't watch much TV (and yes, I mean that in the most pretentious way possible) But, when I do...:

TED Talks
How I Met Your Mother
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

You name it, I'll like it. Except that God awful dubstep. But usually I can't hear anything over the sound of my RAGING FREEDOM!!!... but seriously, more cowbell...

Ethnic food
Does alcohol count as food? Seriously though.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What does the fox say?
How to actively make things better
On a typical Friday night I am
Same thing I do everynight Pinky, trying to take over the world.

But really, I'm educating the masses about my legendary awesomeness. I teach by example. Wherever there is alcohol and parties, I am there.

Unless I'm not in the mood. Then, I'm reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Barney Stinson borrows suits from my closet.

I am, after all, Legend... Wait for it (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the last part of this sentence is)... Dary
You should message me if
Message me if you think you can keep up. If not, don't waste our time.

Or, if you have really great stories (like the kind that actually happened to you). I'm a sucker for great stories.

Or, if you think that Hootie and the Blowfish should go on tour with the Goo Goo Dolls.