Well, not true. But it is a story.
I'm currently trying to become ambidextrous. It turns out that it's easier to become proficient with one hand when you're a baby than it is to become proficient with the other when you're an adult.
I also do improv, both classes and shows. It's taking up a lot of my nights recently, but is a lot of fun.
I can be found playing bocce in the opening of Wyatt Cenac's special Brooklyn.
Shows: Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Clone High, The Office (the original is the best), Fawlty Towers, Stella, Daria. I've been on a giant QI kick lately.
Movies: UHF, Spinal Tap (and other Christopher Guest movies), The Princess Bride, Monty Python movies. I'm really more of a tv guy.
Music: Weezer, Modest Mouse, White Stripes, Jimmy Eat World, Led Zeppelin, Barenaked Ladies, Brian Wilson, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Elvis Costello, Frank Zappa, Ween, Tism, John Mayer, The Fiery Furnaces. Parker Millsap and his band slept in my living room.
My favorite galaxy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messier_51
A computer (running Linux) and the internet.
A place to disappear to.
A sense of humor.
But it's not as bad as it sounds, because I have an amazing apartment.
Well, maybe not "amazing", but it's nice enough. I should probably clean up, though.
You want to go see Matilda before it closes. Up for a Broadway play for a first date?
Optional writing prompt: what's the coolest thing you own?