Well, not true. But it is a story.
I'm currently trying to become ambidextrous. It turns out that it's easier to become proficient with one hand when you're a baby than it is to become proficient with the other when you're an adult.
I do improv. A lot. Maybe too much. STOP JUDGING ME!
I can be found playing bocce in the opening of Wyatt Cenac's special Brooklyn.
Shows: Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Clone High, The Office (the original is the best), Fawlty Towers, Stella, Daria. I've been on a giant QI kick lately.
Movies: UHF, Spinal Tap (and other Christopher Guest movies), The Princess Bride, Monty Python movies. I'm really more of a tv guy.
Music: Weezer, Modest Mouse, White Stripes, Jimmy Eat World, Led Zeppelin, Barenaked Ladies, Brian Wilson, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Elvis Costello, Frank Zappa, Ween, Tism, John Mayer, The Fiery Furnaces. Parker Millsap and his band slept in my living room.
My favorite galaxy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messier_51
A computer (running Linux) and the internet.
I dunno, something to think about? Maybe I should think about how to phrase this better.
A place to disappear to.
A sense of humor.
But it's not as bad as it sounds, because I have an amazing apartment.
Well, maybe not "amazing", but it's nice enough. I should probably put some stuff away.
You're amused by how close the words "message" and "massage" are.
Optional writing prompt: what's the coolest thing you own?