ZackBass
68 Brandon, United States
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My self-summary
I am a self-employed computer expert. I enjoy motorcycles, amateur gynecology, chess, and computers.

I am a libertarian; that means that I don't want The Government to punish people for Victimless Crimes such as dueling, prostitution, blasphemy, gambling, obscenity, or drugs.

I have degrees in Math and Chemistry, and I did a couple of years in Graduate School (Math).

I am libertarian, brilliant, and kind to idiots
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently developing some acreage I got cheap at a tax auction. There is a lake on one side, and InterState 275 on the other side, and it goes 600 feet back into the woods, so I will never have any neighbors - a great place for skinny-dipping. Yet it is very close to the city.
I’m really good at
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue - with my mouth closed.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't notice me. Until it's too late.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) books:

Shadows of the Mind

Time Enough for Love

The Elegant Universe

Three Men in a Boat

Atlas Shrugged

(b) movies:

The Family Man

The African Queen

Man in the Wilderness

Of Human Bondage

Splendor in the Grass

(c) music:

NOT Rapp

(d) foods:

Microwaveable
The six things I could never do without
Sex, internet, how many is that, did I mention sex, oh and true love and stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding a natural girl who wants to come live with me forever... one who doesn't feel the need for makeup, shaving, underwear, fancy shoes, hairdos, lip plates, neck rings, nose bones, tattoos, piercing, perfume, or antiperspirant. Just plain GIRL, nothing added, nothing subtracted.

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Interests & preferences:: pro-ana barefoot anorexic anorexia scrawny skinny armpits hairy armpits underarms hairy legs plain girls natural girls natural girl hairy girls furry girls furries libertarianism
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On a typical Friday night I am
Beat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Yeah right hello it's PRIVATE.

Okay here's one, I am white but I have a black ancestor - the favorite mistress of the last Carolina Landgrave, 250 years ago - he left ALL of his wealth to her kids, none to his wife's. They became very wealthy slaveowners, although they themselves were half black.
So now can I sue myself for "Slavery Reparations"?
You should message me if
... you're ready to stop shaving and settle down permanently with an aging hippy.
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