38Oberkassel, Germany
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My self-summary
I want to paint you green and spank you like a naughty avocado.

(Yeah ok, I didn't come up with that on my own, but it's still funny)

I am a cat thief, and/or whisperer. Seriously. I'm sure my last landlady was secretly pleased when I moved out, because she got her cat back after being ignored for well over a year. This has happened several times before, one way or another - do not trust me with your cat! 😻😻😻

Yes, I have a girlfriend (fiancée, actually), yes, she knows that I'm on here, and yes, she's fine with it. She couldn't care less, actually. She's cool that way. She's cool about a lot of things - that's why I'm marrying her!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full-time classical singer. I divide my time between solo oratorio/early music concerts and professional choral work. Yes, I am good at it. I have a website if you're interested. You should ask me why I don't like opera.
I’m really good at
Apart from the above, I tie a freakin' killer half-Windsor tie-knot. I make a great gin martini when called upon. Making friends with animals at 50 paces, particularly cats. Getting bored in rehearsals in random places and "liking" all the locals just to see what happens.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gingervitis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll keep this short, as no-one bothers reading this section, really. I know I certainly don't.

Cricket (the sport). Film in general, and particularly intelligent, psychological thrillers. TV - GoT, Breaking Bad, Fargo, Halt And Catch Fire, Mr Robot. Books - anything by Nick Earls, Tanith Lee or Diana Wynne-Jones (RIP). Why We Get Fat by Gary Taubes which genuinely changed my life and caused me to lose ten kilos (and I wasn't that big to start with). Good German beer. I would probably sell my soul for a never-ending supply of Lady Grey tea (no, I do not mean Earl Grey, or Pricess Grey either). That'll do.
Six things I could never do without
My iPad, the internet,, women, wine and song.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Women. Love. Sex. My career. Money - wish I didn't, but it's true. Cricket. Whether or not the pretty girl on the train will think I'm a creep if I say hello.

Also: why do so many people on here say "if you're not an asshole" in the "you should message me if" section? Does anyone actually go around thinking that they're an asshole? "Hi there, I'm a massive dickhead, couldn't help noticing that we like the same movies....."
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't really do typical Friday nights. Depending on the time of year I suppose there's a decent chance I'll be singing somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for fellow gingers. And German girls - genuinely. I guess I came to the right place for that.
You should message me if
You know a good karaoke bar with an appropriately cheesy playlist.

You'd like to know more.
The two of us