(Yeah ok, I didn't come up with that on my own, but it's still funny)
I am a cat thief, and/or whisperer. Seriously. I'm sure my last landlady was secretly pleased when I moved out, because she got her cat back after being ignored for well over a year. This has happened several times before, one way or another - do not trust me with your cat! 😻😻😻
Yes, I have a girlfriend (fiancée, actually), yes, she knows that I'm on here, and yes, she's fine with it. She couldn't care less, actually. She's cool that way. She's cool about a lot of things - that's why I'm marrying her!
Cricket (the sport). Film in general, and particularly intelligent, psychological thrillers. TV - GoT, Breaking Bad, Fargo, Halt And Catch Fire, Mr Robot. Books - anything by Nick Earls, Tanith Lee or Diana Wynne-Jones (RIP). Why We Get Fat by Gary Taubes which genuinely changed my life and caused me to lose ten kilos (and I wasn't that big to start with). Good German beer. I would probably sell my soul for a never-ending supply of Lady Grey tea (no, I do not mean Earl Grey, or Pricess Grey either). That'll do.
Also: why do so many people on here say "if you're not an asshole" in the "you should message me if" section? Does anyone actually go around thinking that they're an asshole? "Hi there, I'm a massive dickhead, couldn't help noticing that we like the same movies....."
You'd like to know more.